HELP! I have a drug test in 5 hours!

skittles in water wont pass a drug test buddy

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

 
yeah, either your a huge lier or your friend is. they check to make sure it piss, so water and suger doesn;t work.

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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid

ME : shut up bitch

My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way

ME : fuck you im leaving

Teach : go to the office

ME : no, but im leaving

Teach : where do you think your going

ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
 
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