HELP! I have a drug test in 5 hours!

bendanger

bendanger

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What do i have to drink or do to piss clean in under 5 hours?

'dude, I'm wicked smart dude.'

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search noskigabber there was a super long thread about this back awhile

well to keep it real I started being a Poser Poser. I dress and act like a poser, but i'm not really a poser. I just pose to look like a poser posing. you know just keepin it underground

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someone said cranberry juice in that old thread

ur call?

good luck

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what's the test for/ what are your consequences if it fails?

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wow parker your an idiot, have you tried searching lately?? i didn't think so, there is no search feature

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if you drink a shitload of water right now, like a constant supply up until the test... You might just pee out mostly water, and then youll have to take it again in like a week...

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
it all depends on the last time u did it. If u did it today, you're screwed. If u did it 2 weeks ago, drink water and cranberry juice.

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or dude, if you have $30 to waste, go buy some detox stuff that will make you pee clean, your piss might be like purple, but itll work... I dont know if they sell it by you but usually head shops carry it.. or even health stores once and a while..

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
haha ben has to get tested before his parents pay his car insurance. his parents got a home kit for him. lotsa water, vinegar, dash of salt in the piss, u should be hooked up.

haha he was gonna make his bro piss in the toilet then scoop it out!

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hahaha if its really a home test just drink a shitload of water and they wont be able to tell the difference

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haha did you know you can drown yourself by drinking too much water?

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bring bleach with u. ive heard of ppl dumping some bleach in their piss for drug tests. or birng some clean kids piss... haha

 
na man, if you want it to be clean you drink the bleach. But i wouldn't reconmend that.

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
no youre an idiot you cant drown yourself by drinking to much water, to drown water has to get down in your lungs...which would never happen if you drank alot youd just puke it up.

But back the drug thread if you have 30 dollars just buy the detox its worth it to have your parents pay your car insurance.. but if you cant do that just drink as much water as you can.

 
If you smoked up a week ago, you should still be fine if you just drink water constantly. I had a friend that had to take a piss test for the cops and smoked up the week before and drank tons of water and he was fine. And what someone was saying bout drowning yourself with water, you can die from drinking too much water. When you drink enough it can be in such a high water concentration that it gets absorbed into your cells and they burst and you die.

 
for the record, you can drown by drinking too much water...

but ya, drink alot of water

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you won't drown per say by drinking too much, but you can eat/drink yourself to death, just like when you overfeed goldfish. but most people stop before it gets even remotely close.

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I'm pretty sure you can technically drown by drinking too much water. and since its a take at home test, just fill a condom or something with your clean friend's (hope you got one) piss. its foolproof.

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k someone please explain to me how you could possibly drown by drinking to much water... please id like to hear the explanation of this one

 
isnt it obvious??

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
someone said it up there, but the concentration gets too high in your body before you can piss it out. They absorb the water and burst. But, you seriously have to drink like 10 gallons in 10 minutes or something rediculous like that.

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if you smoke like every single day for a year and thats smoking like a gram a day,it came take up to 6 months for the metabolytes to be completely gone

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ya ok so i was right, like you said youd have to drink some rediculous amount like 10 gallons in ten minutes. Thats physically impossible though there is no way your stomach could hold that much water so yes im right you cant drown by drinking to much water thats just an old myth you guys need to stop spreading

 
that just assainine to think your cells would burst from to much water, if you sit in a pool for a while do you just explode from your cells absorbing water??? no you dont

 
just because you used the word assainine made me convinced you were right...

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
hah ayeah. ever try to drink a jug of milk really quickly? remember jackass, yeah, you barf.

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Dude I was fine before you tried to turn me into a cake - me after ralphing after being antiqued
 
yeah i dont think it would be possible, because of the polarity of water molecules, cells would just become saturated at some point and stop taking in water. you might die at that point, ive never heard of it, but yeah...your cells wont fucking explode.

 
die from drinking too much water?? i doubt that,since were like 80 some percent water ourselves so

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ya we r 70 percent water so in order to drown from drinking water you would have to drink a SHITLOAD of water...

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so lineski1260 and sportskichick care to show me some evidence to prove me wrong, or were you just spreading more shit around?

 
drink red bull, and then like shitloads of water, wheither or not you drown from drinking it......

i mean, enough water will dilute anything right?

(i don't smoke, so....)

and if it's a home test, it's like wal mart quality unless its direct from a cop, which i doubt...... so i don't think you need to worry anyway....

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you people disgust me, THC IS NOT WATER SAULUABE(sp) so even if you drank all the water behind the hoover dam IT WOULDN'T DO SHIT. drink PURE cranberry juice if thats all you can get, by pure i mean the nasty crap you get from PCC (hippy mart) and if you can get it get niacin, its in alot of things so find lots of edibles with niacin in them and start eating, if your lucky you can use niacin caps, that are hard to find but totally clean you out, (do it a day in advance) but it very unpleasent. the head shop detox stuff should work but some do turn your piss wierd colors, so eat hella beats and the red should cover it. but if you can just fill a condom with clean piss and tie it up, it looks like a cock (more than a baggy) and it holds up. these are tips from the master.

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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid

ME : shut up bitch

My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way

ME : fuck you im leaving

Teach : go to the office

ME : no, but im leaving

Teach : where do you think your going

ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
 
^ member number 2, if i'm not mistaken

so...what happened? this was mor than 5 hours ago...

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^^fuck you.

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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid

ME : shut up bitch

My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way

ME : fuck you im leaving

Teach : go to the office

ME : no, but im leaving

Teach : where do you think your going

ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
 
^^fuck you.

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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid

ME : shut up bitch

My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way

ME : fuck you im leaving

Teach : go to the office

ME : no, but im leaving

Teach : where do you think your going

ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
 
looks like youll have to terminate yourself.

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damnit who deleted that.

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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid

ME : shut up bitch

My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way

ME : fuck you im leaving

Teach : go to the office

ME : no, but im leaving

Teach : where do you think your going

ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
 
ok drinking a gallon of milk makes you puke because of the lactose. You could drownn from drinking too much water. Your stomach would fill and your throat would fill and it would overflow into your lungs. You would probably choke and throw up long before that would happen though. I hope I know what I'm talking about. About the test just say you were around friends that were smoking. Maybe they'll buy it.

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you dont drown by drinking too much water your body just gets fucked up. all the chemical reactions in your body occur at a certain pH. drink huge amounts of water and you dilute all the chemicals in your body disturbing the pH levels and shit which makes shit get fucked up. and you could technically drown as well if you were forced to drink water like through a beer bong and you justfilled your esophogus up and water started getting in your lungs. a kid was killed last month in a frat initiation where he was forced to drink three gallons of water through a beer bong non stop. so yeah you can die from drinkin too much water.

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never chug a whole gallon of milk...I did for a game at a camp, and I was puking for at least an hour, and didn't feel right for the rest of the day...

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get high, who really cares if you smoke or not?

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my friend filled a ziploc with water and some yellow skittles and taped it to his stomach when he found out he needed to take one the next morning. he passed like a bitch. then again he also got a 1470 on his SAT's while totally stoned, so that'll tell ya something about his kid. damn smart potheads.

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