Help fast!!! -weed

tBatt

tBatt

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so one of my friends just came over baked off his ass. hes neer smoked before but hes realllyyy fucked up. he called his mom like 15 mins ago telling her he'll be home in 5 mins. he smells sooo fucking badly. what can i do to help him not get cought.

o and his parents are the most anal people you'll meet
 
fuckin fagget

anyway to help ure friend, just make him smell like soemthign else, axe, flowers, rainwater alwsy takes the smell off, and u dont get high the 1st time just to tell u....
 
hahah dont get high the first time eh? I, and everyone i know, got so fucking stoned the first time. Like i mean eyes bleeding, stumbling fucking stoned.

either you had shitty herb, or you didnt know how to get high.
 
thats not necessarily true.....well most people suck at smoking there first time, but its somethign with the THC not absorbing into your blood the first time....i know people who have gotten baked there first time, but its rare
 
OR ure eyes wernt bleedin and considering weed doest affect any thing that would make u stumble this sounds like u thot u were high when u oviously wernt after hearing ure explination of it
 
so my brother just walked him home. we got everythign we had (unfortunately we had no axe) and just sprayed him w/ like 5 differnt colonges, and we have this shit kinda like te stuff in a urinal and it smells like oranges. we rubbed it all over him. hes taking the long way home so hopefully he soemwhat airs out. he coulndt sleep over here casue my mom would flip shit on us (she actually smells everyone's breath in out house if were out late or have sleepovers) and he had a friend with him who was gettin picked up at his hosue. the other kids parent wouldnt care cause they are owners of this restuarent type thing called esperatos an it where all he crazy hippies go. his who family are stoners

 
that THC absorbing thing is crap. sorry guys, learn some shit. the reason most people dont get high the first itme they smoke is they've usually never smoked anything before, so they pull the smoke into their mouths and not deep into their lungs. mouth = not as vascular as lungs therefore less absorbtion of marijuana smoke therefore no getting high. Thats it, thats all. And your first time high, your really, really high.

So if you let your friend go home, he will almost certainly get caught.
 
ive definatly had motor skills affected by bud a couple times i was wayyy baked.

and i got high my first time cause i smoked squares before i started blazing.
 
and it sounds to me like i am going to have to sick Lord_Piot on you...he's gonna be all fucked up tonight so i dont think he would killing some little bitch.
 
hahaha whoooo could this be ted. I'm really interested.

and....too much/too many colgones are a really bad idea, it looks like hes trying to cover something up......

and.....I really want to know who this is.

and....I go to espo's.....am I a hippy?
 
haha kid...i am talkin' nine years ago you little bitch. I was doing bong rips before your fucking balls dropped. And i never threatened to beat you up over the internet, i threatened to sick The Piot on you...who happens to live where you live, and is a fucking monster when sober and is something there are no words for when he is fucked up.

Dont you ever fucking talk back to me sally, you havent even come close to earning that right.
 
Dont spray lots of fucking cologne axe just helps it smell.

Its stupid . Make him sleep at your house. Or give him the little good eye rotho shit. Or give him your clothes and some shower.

Its better for him to sleep at your house then come home weeded out

PLus his rents might not even recognize weed smell
 
for a kid with a bob marley sig you sure know very little about weed.

P.S. ignore everything this noob says, he just thinks he's cool calling smarter and wiser people out on the internet. and I hope your friend made it home alright.
 
YOU DUMB FUCKEN KIKE....OFCOURSE YOU GET HIGH YOUR FIRST FUCKEN TIME....MOST PEOPLE JUST DONT INHALE...

YOUR FROM OTTAWA EH. ILL GET YOU SO STONED THAT YOU WONT BE ABLE TO FUCKEN SEE, YOULL GET EYE RAPED. THEN ILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THE SESSION CAUSE YOUR A DOUCH
 
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