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fizzlefry

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okay guys my friend chugged about a 5th of a bottle ofvodka and hes puking everywhere. he keeps askin us for a gun. i know he dosent have alchahol poisno but he wont listen to us. if you have any tips. dont wyriine i didnt leave him alone. were called come sobor people to come over or something. if you have sum tips to help us like sobor him up. tell me bros. i love skiing man

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nothing will sober him up, just stay with him and dont let him fall asleep. keep an eye on him too.

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He definatly has poisonig chief, dats what da puking does bud. Either that or he is a tinkerbell and doesn't like the taste of alchohol.

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no no, we grank like 2 hours ago

wati like a lont of hours ago. hes not poisoned. i promise. hes not gon die but yeah. hes drank a million times berfore

but hes never drank this much.

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Give him a hambuger. It will settle him down.

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whatever you give him, he'll just keep puking back up. make him sit in the bathtub, put a cold cloth on his forhead and hide any and all possible weapons. having a sober kid there wont do much except for crowd the place.

if youre going to give him food, stuff like ramen noodles or bread work cause they soak up the alcohol.

id say the next step is stomach pumping, so good luck!

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I have been in this situation many times before, not only helping, but as the one puking. It sucks helping them, but you have to realize that they are so far gone they cannot control themselves. If the kid is asking for a gun, it is not just the alcohol talking. My guess is that he has some sort of mental problem and needs serious help. The worst in people come out when they are puking drunk. They spill shit that they have never told a sole in their lives. This one girl drank 17 shots of Nic and revealed as she passed out in the ambulance that she was belimic. DO NOT let this kid out of your sight tonight, at all, or tommorow for that matter, because if he wanted to shoot himself tonight, he will be humiliated tommorow and want to even more. He will live through the alcohol, thats for sure, but if you are a real friend, get him some help.

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yeah dude just be chill, he will puke until its all up then he will pass out, just put him on his side/stomach and put a towel by his mouth, it works good

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Counciling is good- I've had that happen. I drank to much and my friends were having a great time when all of a sudden I felt like shit and I seriously wanted to die, I was so depressed, suddenly, and there was nothing I could do. This was just once for me, but if he's depressed he urgently needs counciling, or to go skiing.

If I had more energy, I'd burn that young mans face
 
Keep getting him to drink water in between pukes.

he needs something to bring back up when he pukes or he's gonna start puking blood.

That's just bad news.

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so is he dead?

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not quite... hes so hungover. hes puking about every 15 min. were just giving him water so hes not dry heaving. but i think he should pull through.

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^thats good

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only time will make him sober but intill then beat his ass up till he listens to you or tie him up or something

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Call somebody sober and get that sober person to drive him to the hospital IMMEDIATELY.

open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
 
^No offence dude but driving the kid to the hospital is a bit over exagerated.. if the guy was unconcious id agree with you but people get sick from alcohol on a regular basis.. he'll learn his lesson and do it again... its part of life..

Let the kid puke it out and sleep it off and realise the next moring how much of an idiot he is for wanting to kill himself..

 
Over exaggerated? He's puking that badly 2 hours after they drank. You PROBABLY can't be too careful in this type of situation. Will a trip to the ER hurt at all?

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was the vodka bottle a handle?

yea, it might be because he has asian in him, but tanaka is more funny than that andy faggot. i'd probably watch the chinese tanaka show.

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dude, a whole bottle of vodka is a fuckload of alcohol, probably alcohol poisoning, a friend of mine chugged like a 3rd of 151 and we had to get him to the hospital. It sucks but you have to think about whether you like your friend alive or dead.

good luck amigo

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fuck man, that sucks. But iv been there before that the best things you can do are to keep a cool towle on his head, keep him drinking water and if you can, try find out if he is on any sort of medication - antidepresents and the like. Because you really arnt supposed to drink if youve been takeing them - and for good reason.

To give some kinda hope, I was at a party when i was in grade 11, and I drank WAY too much. it was my first time drinking, and I didnt know what was too much and what wasnt... i ended up, after 12 beers, doing 10 shots of gin and then chugging half a bottle of bailys (to this day the smell of bailys makes me gag) And that wasnt a good idea. not just because im lactos intolorant. I ended up pukeing non stop for 8 hours, I slept for 10, work up and puked for another 2. I was hung over for the better part of 5 days, but in the end i was alright. and your friend doesnt sound like he is nearly as bad as I was.

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^yea shit like anti-depressents will double the the effect htat the vodka has on ths system

yea, it might be because he has asian in him, but tanaka is more funny than that andy faggot. i'd probably watch the chinese tanaka show.

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it does alot of other really bad shit too... and If he is on medication, i do suggest takeing him to a hospital - probaly not nessicary, but just to be on the safe side. If he isnt, then hell be fine tomorrow afternoon.

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if he is vomitting, that is good. he is getting it out of his system. as for the gun shit....oh I don't know, dont give him a gun?

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
hes only just out of 8th grade. I had no idea how light weight he was. he drank a little more than i did but i was fine. drunk off my ass but fine. its been 24+ hours. i think hes back to normal now. other than being 10lbs lighter hes good. we knew he didnt have poisoning because he wasnt passing out or anything. he was still coherant and could understand what we were saying. if we were older and we wouldnt have gotten in trouble we probly would have gone to the hospital. but we arent older we cant drive and we were drunk anyways. thanks for helpin me out though guys.i think he has learned his lesson. ha, so has every body else that was there. he was just laying there saying over and over im not okay im not okay, give me a fuckin gun or a nife so i can end this already. hes not on anti depressants. i am but hes not. i gave him some headache medicine the next morning which made the headache go away but he was still sick to his stomache. anyways, thanks again guys.

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Next time, DONT take any medicine while you're drunk. Alcohol and any type of pill can fuck you up big time.

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