HELP...Burned my girlfriends cooch

[Heinzler]

epic thread..

 

[NS=NeverSucks]

You don't need lube for her clit and if you do anal you use lube because it easier to fit in then without lube. "I watch to much porn."

 

[jibnut]

Have you ever had sex with a girl?

 

[dex.]

rrooaasstteedd

 

[GayWolf420]

Obviously not. Vaginas are scary.

 

[ORDEAL]

 

[jorb.co]

this game defined my entire childhood.

 

[I_Am_Mod]

ffing scary beasts if you ask me !
now if they'd be pink and pooped rainbows they'd be like a gentle aquatic kind of unicorn, but now they are just plain scary shit !

^^i must admit, the toyset is kinda rad ...

 

[.coloRADo.]

No they are not scary. Get a pet one and you will see how loyal they are

 

[tfast]

the simple solution: pee on her face. dont risk pregnation

 

[ClownPrince]

copy...what?
copypasta. that's what.

 

[Poon_Handler]

-so I microwaved it for 8 minutes-

lol'ed so hard at that part

 

[I_Am_Mod]

what kind of leash would you suggest for my narwhals? i'm thinking about a nice leather one and a rainbow colored collar, but maybe a retractable leash would be better since i understand narwhals need a lot of space and movement ....
maybe a treadmill could do the trick as well ?

 

[IceCreamer]

This thread is cool.

 

[jibnut]

Do you even have to ask?

 

[jibnut]

treadmills are the trick to everything. fat chicks, skiing on grassy flat back yards, OK GO videos..

 

[garrettwiz]

15 year old and 17 isn't illegal.

 

[Hoover]

fuck you dude my real name is nick coon

 

[.frenchy]

You... Just got trolled.

 

[.frenchy]

Oh haha, I thought you were telling me to die.

 

[no_steeze]

i would've accepted that n64 game trade as well

 

[Gstrong]

1. give her another nintendo 64 game

2.tell her you're going to have sex

3.???????

4. PROFIT!!!

 

[ECB]

I lost it at the 8 minute part

 

[Phormat]

yeah i don't think you could get near butter after 8 mins, shit would blow up everywhere

 

[tuna.]

if i had a camera i'd take a picture with the 2 n64 games sitting next to me, ken griffey jr baseball and diddy kong racing.

 

[klayer_9]

the only good thing about this thread is the Narwhale image gallery.

 

[.coloRADo.]

I'd go with the rainbow collar for sure. And probably a retractable because it says "hey you can have some freedom but just remember I'm in charge" and you definately need to rent how to train your narwal. Because if you don't you will have to buy a muzzle because they can get somewhat vish around others if they aren't trained ya know!?

 

[B.Aussie]

My friends response "damn, thought this was going to be a good wax story."

 

[LIL-WAT]

TROLL BUT STILL FUNNY KKKKKK NS

 

[steezemeister]

shittiest troll attempt evar

 

[whistler14]

hahahaha

 

[Stickity]

should have used mayo

then she doesn't get burned, just gets maggots

 

[prometheusprime]

I laughed so hard

 

[Tall_Paul]

nice try

 

[J-Evs]

not amused

 

[tripnip]

i laugh every time i hear that story.... THAT WAS A FUCKING REPOST!!!![/u] its a great and funny story though

 

[thisandthatfilms]

oh god hahahaahahhaa

 

[dispatchQ_main]

Who the hell brought this back ..

 

[The_Cube]

haha, why would giving her n64 game work? i think that only works on guys, if a girl gave me a n64 game i would love it