twin-tip-hero
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FUCK THAT SHIT! i would be outta the house so fucking fast. fuck spiders, hate those fucking things. this would be the time where i dont give a fuck out my walls, and i would shoot that motherfucker.
Help!! Big Ass Spider
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ButteredToast.
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Bawwww 
icon1234
Active member
fuck blow torching. Only thing thats gonna happen is your going to piss off that spider and hes going to jump onto your face since your so close and own you. Now that your scared shitless you'll accidently blow torch your own face and die.
I'd take a baseball bat and own both my wall my clock and the spider
I'd take a baseball bat and own both my wall my clock and the spider
pigglywiggly
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FUCK. that is HUGE.
..or the clock and room is just scaled way down to size thus making the spider look huge.
..or the clock and room is just scaled way down to size thus making the spider look huge.
Oh_So_Hyphy
Member
yeah basically
Black-Bandanna
Active member
Scary thing is the photo wasn't shopped at all. They're actually fucking huge.
From Wiki:
Huntsman spiders (Sparassidae, formerly Heteropodidae)
is a family of spiders
also known as the giant crab spiders, due to their appearance.
Larger specimens of these spiders are also sometimes referred to as wood
spiders, due to their preference for inhabiting woody places
(forest, mine shafts, woodpiles). They are known as rain spiders
in southern Africa.[1]
These eight-eyed spiders are found in Australia,
New
Zealand, South Africa, Southeast Asia, the Mediterranean, Florida,
and Hawaii,
and possibly in many other tropical and semi-tropical regions.
Males can attain a legspan of 250–300 mm (9.8–11.8 in).
From Wiki:
Huntsman spiders (Sparassidae, formerly Heteropodidae)
is a family of spiders
also known as the giant crab spiders, due to their appearance.
Larger specimens of these spiders are also sometimes referred to as wood
spiders, due to their preference for inhabiting woody places
(forest, mine shafts, woodpiles). They are known as rain spiders
in southern Africa.[1]
These eight-eyed spiders are found in Australia,
New
Zealand, South Africa, Southeast Asia, the Mediterranean, Florida,
and Hawaii,
and possibly in many other tropical and semi-tropical regions.
Males can attain a legspan of 250–300 mm (9.8–11.8 in).
.AR6rider.
Active member
Since we're sharing spider stories...
Every year, a guy comes to my summer house to spray for spiders around our deck and stuff because we get a ton during June and July. Anyways, this year, he comes to spray the poison stuff and starts talking to me and decides to let me know that LAST YEAR he found a huge brown recluse spider on our deck and never told anybody. For those who don't know what a brown recluse is, this is what can happen if one bites you:
Yum...
Every year, a guy comes to my summer house to spray for spiders around our deck and stuff because we get a ton during June and July. Anyways, this year, he comes to spray the poison stuff and starts talking to me and decides to let me know that LAST YEAR he found a huge brown recluse spider on our deck and never told anybody. For those who don't know what a brown recluse is, this is what can happen if one bites you:
Yum...
BootySpunk.
Active member
Don't know if this has been said I didn't bother to read the thread but Take a shit down the shower drain.
Oh_So_Hyphy
Member
lolol