Hellen Keller

[Yeezy]

Nail or bail?

 

[.Hugo.]

I'd do her in her ear until she was no longer deaf

 

[Peter.]

i dont really know much about her besides that she was blind, deaf, and mute. how the fuck did she learn to read and shit? blows my mind

 

[Yeezy]

answer the question bitch

 

[Mr_Mackey]

I remember third grade.

 

[Karkoskier]

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

They rearranged the furniture.

 

[.Hugo.]

Put a plunger in the toilet

 

[GEORGEzimmerman]

 

[powderdrunkie]

glued doorknobs to the walls

 

[Yeezy]

Due to the fact that you're a counselor commonly dealing with 3rd grade students i find that easy to believe.

 

[Mr_Mackey]

Mmmmm'kay

 

[leninlover]

"I can't see or hear shit."

-Hellen Keller

 

[Karkoskier]

Inspired by one of my good friends.

 

[Rosstafarian]

How else did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

Gave her a basketball and told her to start reading.

 

[roddy116]

uhhm okay

 

[RICK_ROSS]

hellen keller, anne frank, that girl from the movie True Grit

fuck one, kill one, marry one! GO!

 

[Dr.Dickless]

watch the fucking miracle worker

 

[Mr_Mackey]

NO

 

[Davy.Crockett]

new true grit or old true grit, because the new girl is young as hell

 

[Sneaky_Aziz]

Marry anne frank, fuck true grit girl, kill hellen. boom

 

[Bubba-Snax]

wouldn't it have sounded more like this?

"Nnnnnnaaaahhhhnnnnmmnnn"

-Hellen Keller

 

[stizzle]

How did Helen Keller die?

She walked off a cliff

Why didn't anyone hear her scream?

She was wearing mittens.

 

[NinetyFour]

Anyone see that Dr. Phil on the deaf-blind triplets? That shit was fucking cray. They needed a room with a mattress on the floor to sleep on at night and when the parents came in in the morning, shit and piss everywhere.

 

[bdarb207]

Why did Helen Kellers dog kill itself? You would to if your name was AAaaRggaaaacvchhjiiaalll!

 

[bdarb207]

Dub post but why did Helen Keller get hit by a snow plow? She couldn't tell it to stop because she was wearing mittens.

 

[fillup]

Did you know hellen keller had a doll house?

Neither did she

 

[danderson.]

"danderson is the sexiest motherfucker on the planet." - Hellen Keller.

 

[DayMan]

Does one of your good friends happen to be Bo Burnham?

 

[Billiards.]

must have been written

 

[*simba*]

This is so disrespectful...how is it even still here...

 

[*simba*]

That being said, these used to be my favorite jokes.

 

[kstanz]

That's what i was thinking what the fuck

 

[Spinoza]

Based on your posts, I believe this

 

[howlongcanausern]

best one so far

 

[Olimar]

you are probably the worst member on this site... you have more posts then you have karma for christ sake.

 

[bdarb207]

Apologies for the insensitive jokes.

 

[.Capn.]

How do you keep Hellen Keller entertained... Give her a basketball to read

 

[Heart]

i lold at the mittens

 

[Forcillo]

FUCK CHUCK AND MARRY. HOLY SHIT I USED TO PLAY THAT GAME ALL THE TIME IN 8th GRADE.

Relevance: Fuck anne, chuck hellen, marry true grit chick

 

[baaangthat]

but she turms into a one armed turbo-dyke...

 

[theabortionator]

I don't see this thread lasting for very long

 

[crab_pretzel]

...but she can smell it