HERE'S WHAT YOU NEED TO DO:
THEY ALREADY KNOW WHERE YOU ARE.
FIRST, DO YOU HAVE ANY KETCHUP?
GOOD.
TAKE A CUP, AND FILL IT HALFWAY WITH THE KECHUP.
SLOWLY!
THIS IS THE MOST DANGEROUS PART.
NOW, STAY LOW, AND GO UPSTAIRS.
TAKE THE KETCHUP.
ENTER THE BATHROOM, AND TURN ON THE SINK, FULL FLOW.
ON HOT!
POUR IN THE KETCHUP.
Turn off caps-lock,
and now you've got tomato soup.
Good luck with the agents.