Health Rap

Captain-T

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ok so im completely stumped on this. i need to make a health rap for school but i cnat thinks of nething. could someone throw something decent together?
 
do u need it by tomorrow? and health like what? any topics u have recently learned or something i could work with?
 
wrote it myself. exept change the names

Kanye Got Stacks, Ya Already Know That

Louie That, Gucci This, Just Got A Model Chick

Just Got A Stripper Chick, Somethin Feel Difer-Ent

Cute Lil College Chick, Now She On A Scholarship

Just Got A School Grant, Spent That On Some New Tits

Aint That A True Bitch?, Lemme Show Ya How To Do This Shit

Get You A Cute Chick, Face Got Potential

Workin Wit A Lil Hips, Waist Like A Pencil

Nah A Nigga Play You, But You Know How ‘ye Do

Say She Love Beyonce, Let Me “Upgrade You”

Spanish Chick Grab My Chain, Ask “Is That Hey-Sus?”

If Im Unfaithful, Blame It On The Grey Goose

All Of My Friends, Say Implants A Selfish Gift,They All Up In

She Aint Pregnant But About To Have Twins

Now Is It Real Love, Need To Ask Cupid, Uh

She Real Smart But Her Ass Stupid

And She Don’ Finish School And Got All Type Of Degrees

But I Betcha That Ya Never Had Them D’s

Kanye Got Stacks, Ya Already Know That

Louie That, Gucci This, Just Got A Model Chick

Just Got A Stripper Chick, Man Thats A Prerequisite

Cute Chick Livin Good,, Down Her In Holloywood

Upcoming Actress, But She Gotta Flat Chest

Now They Give Her Access, Lemme Tell Ya What Happened

Walking Down Melrose Spot, Where They Sell Clothes

That Chick Know She Bad, Tell By The Chloe Bag

She Aint No Hoodrat, She Aint Gotta Prove That

I Peep The Mccartney’s, Stella Got Her Groove Back

Holdup, Let Me Ask You, Why You Spend Ya Money On That Shallow Shit?

Y ‘ont You Buy Some Bigger Tits, Something That’ll Last You

I Could Really Tell You If Halle’s Really Real

But Ima Let You Know Soon As I Get A Chance To Feel

I Dont Need No Hands, To Know Lindsey Lohan, On The Same Program As Britney, Is You Wit Me?

That’s Why I Respect Alicia Keys, She Say Fuck Gettin Them D’s

Ima Just Ride Wit These

Kanye Got Stacks, Ya Already Know That

Louie That, Gucci This, Just Got A Model Chick

Just Got A Stripper Chick, Man Thats A Prerequisite

Cute Chick Livin Good,, Down Her In Holloywood

Upcoming Actress, But She Gotta Flat Chestnow They Give Her Access

You See,Now That Just Happened

Uhuh, Uhuhuh, This Is Not The Night To Be Disrespectin Me, Im Lookin At You Right Now Girl I Already Know You Aint Go No… O Hold On I Think Im Doing To Much Talkin, U Know What, Brang My Needle, Brang My Needle!! Yea Brang My Needle. Now Look Man, I ‘ont Know, Im Looking At This Girl Right Now, She Aint Bring None Of My Money, Im Lookin At These Big Ass Breast In My Face, U Know What… Dundundun (Nine Times) Throw Some D’s On This Bitch, Pop A Bitch Wit A Needle, Bitch Let Me Pop That Chest, I ‘ont Give A Fuck Bitch, Im ’bout To Pop Yo Breast, Im About To Put A Needle Right In Ya Fuckin Tit, Im ‘ont Give A Fuck Bitch, Dont U Disrespect Me Bitch, Pop Pop Pop A Needle Right On Yo Fuckin Nipple, Girl You ’bout To Look Good , If Ya Aint Lookin Simple, Bout To Pop Her Titi Bitch, Hey Hey, Pop Pop Her Titi Bitch, Hey Hey Hey, Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Her Titi Bitch, Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Her Titi Bitch, Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Her Titi Bitch, Hey, Throw Some Needle On Her Tit……Pop Her Titi Bitch,

Ever Disrespect Me Again I Put A Needle Right In Ya Ass…

 
c'mon yall

ya know i like to eat health-y

be biologically wealth-y

do some squats so im stealth-y

so dont be frontin on my baked beans

my ripe greens

get yo own mutha fuckin cream cheese

YOU KNOW MY STEEZE

the end

 
actually change around

blueberry yum yum - ludacris orrrr

fuck the police- nwa

just to make ur teacher mad
 
Yo, eat your fruits and your veggies

And if you go to mickey d's

never say "super size me please"

Because that shits just bad for ya health

and you dont wanna hurt yourself

so make sure when your eatting dinner

you eat the good stuff so you get thinner

and if the only food you eat is whack

you can bet your ass on a heart attack

speaking of which, don't do tobacc-oh

cause that shit makes you slow

when you cant breath trying to run up the stairs

you'll look back at this and know

shit, shoulda ate my veggies.

Threw it together in 5 mins, yeah I'm a gangsta rapper. Enjoy.
 
Yo, eat your fruits and your veggies

And if you go to mickey d's

never say "super size me please"

Because that shits just bad for ya health

and you dont wanna hurt yourself

so make sure when your eatting dinner

you eat the good stuff so you get thinner

and if the only food you eat is whack

you can bet your ass on a heart attack

speaking of which, don't do tobacc-oh

cause that shit makes you slow

when you cant breath trying to run up the stairs

you'll look back and know

shit, shoulda ate my veggies bro.

Made some minor changes, reading it to myself again the flow was kinda messed up at the end so I fixed it
 
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