I'll buy em...no bs...I want em
East Coast Skier
Who needs pants when you can rock the shorts all year?
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THINGS NOT TO SAY DURING SEX!
1) I have to poop
2) Smile for the camera
3) Get off me, I'll do it myself!
4) This is your first time....right?
5) You're almost as good as my ex
6) When is this supposed to feel good
7) I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs
8) I was so horny tonight, I wouldve taken a sheep home
9) Keep it down. My mother is a light sleeper.
10) Hey! My friends were right. You are good!
11) On second thought...lets turn the lights off
12) Im sobering up and your getting ugly
13) But everyone looks funny naked
14) Do I have to pay for this?
15) No! Your too fat to be on top. Youd kill me
16) Actually, your sister 'likes' it like this
17) Whats your name again?
18) Hold on let me change the channel
19) Its nice being in bed with someone I dont have to inflate
20) Uhh...the condom broke 10 minutes ago.