notice they repeat it three times? it is so when people fall asleep with their tv on and the commercial plays, it will be locked into your subconscious memory. and no, i am not making this shit up.
Thats the worst advertising I've ever seen. They act like they can drill it into your head or something but all it does is make you hate the company and not want to buy their shit cause you want to help keep more adds like that off the airwaves.
remember when the aspercreme commercials used to say "you bet your sweet aspercreme"? that was hilarious, i didn't think they'd be able to get away with that for long, which they didn't. now it's "you bet if it's aspercreme", BORING.