"he used it as his wife"

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Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm

 
so wait, if that dude got caught raping the farmer's daughter, couldn't he use the same argument. i guess they'd have to get married then.
 
Hahahaha imagine how this story must've gotten passed through the hands of the elders and it made its way all the way onto the BBC website, like how many times it was retold before it got so big that it was recognized worldwide.

Imagine how hard the Sudanese that live around this guy are fucking laughing their asses off right now. I bet the counsel of elders is in session and they are all just sitting around reading news clippings smoking blunts and laughing their asses off all day long.
 
sweet, goats can be a nice substitute to women and they are nice and soft too just in case you were wondering
 
eeeeewwwwww yuck who in there right mind would do a goat oh well to each there own right but yeah it was funny thanx for the laugh
 
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