He chased my ass!!

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comeatmebro

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just a little skiing story from monday i thought i'd post. i am skiing out of the park at my hill, and i am skiing down this green switch. now it is fucking 8 at night so there aren't many people there. i pass these people, and this kid falls. i am seriously 15 ft. away from him and his dad starts flipping out on me so i stop a little down the hill. he skis up to me and starts threatening me and said how he's gonna kick my ass (i'm 15) so i was like fuck you buddy and ski down switch again flipping him off. he chases me down and skis to a lifty and tells them the story. now this lifty is a local and is sweet as fuck he laughs in the guys face and tells him to get off the hill if he is gonna be a bitch. so yeah where ever you are buddy, fuck you!!
 
That's balla. What a fag. I almost got my pass clipped for that last year. 8pm and shit on the bunny hill, cause another run feeds into it at the bottom of the hill. The ski patrol clipped a corner of my pass as a warning. Fuckin n00bs.
 
all i said was fuck you...

and it's not like i was alone, i had 3 other people that were in head of me a little so it's not like he was gonna kill me or something?
 
rofl. I almost clipped this guys daughter and he freaked out on me. Was yelling, so i just screamed in his face " Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!" and tried running away and i bumped into a ski instructor cause the crazy guy skii'd and blocked my exit, i blamed it on him and i looked like the good guy.

cause i was.
 
one time this little kid cut right in front of me so i crashed into him, then he said he was ok so i kept skiing. his dad came down and tackled me full speed right at the entrance of a park, so people got on his ass and pwn3d him
 
wait do you mean to say that you were skiing backwards

dont the backs of your skis get stuck in the ground!!??@?@11one!@?@1eleventyone!!@?
 
Some ski patrollers told me i couldnt ski switch cause it was dangerous i was like uhh? and turn around and race tucked the hill backwards.
 
cool story hansel........NOT

im pretty sure this has happened to basicly everyone here, and it usually always some stupid racer or some gaper family from texas who think theyr hot shit!
 
do you have skis with kicked up ends so you can ski backward? i was gonna get some but my mom said it was a fad and i should stick to straight skis.
 
i love people who yell at me for my skiing

but they dont realize i work at my hill, instructor and park crew

hahahaha
 
cool story...

i was in whistler and some lady pushed her little kid when it was getting onto the chair and it fell under the chair and the lady flipped a shit and blamed me, my buddy, the lifties, and everyone around for having that happen. twas her fault. i feel your pain.

hansel
 
when i was in switzerland last year i was jibbing around did a little tree tap one, skied switch for a while, then all of the sudden this guy comes booking in front of me and stops, i revert and spray the dude with snow, it was great, anyways, i say sorry, pretty sure the guy didnt speak english, he chased me and my friend thru the lift line, wound up with his pole and tried to hit me...i ducked and he hit my friend in the chest, it was epic, wwe flipped him off and walked away but it was the funniest shit ever
 
Ahaa, getting charged down on the ski hill sucks. One time I was up at the local hill with some buds and we were just goin up the lift. Some major gapers who were probably around 5 or 6 years older then us (we were like 12) startin sayin shit to us, they were the lift behind us so we just kept pwning them back. They then started sayin how they were gonna beat the shit out of us but due to the fact they were on rentals we assumed they couldn't even make it down the hill. We get off the lift and just start slowly makin our way down doin butters and whatnot when we hear the three of them letting out fuckin battle cries and putting on the biggest gaper tucks ever. In v formation they came like flying at us and I was up ahead so they bowled over my one other friend into the trees and then came after me. I saw the first guy gaining on me so right when he caught up I pulled a hockey stop and crouched down. The dude went fuckin flying going mach 10 and double ejected onto his face and his pole fullout went into his gooch. At this point his other two friends couldn't stop well so they just kept on skiing by. I laughed at the guys face and went to helpout my other friend. Yes I know cool story hansel.
 


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This kid in my World Cultures class told us this really gay story the other day, and when he finishes its dead silent....

so i yell out "COOL STORY HANSEL!!!" and no one in my class got it, and i looked like a retard. hahahaha
 
i really doubt your lifty bro told the guy to get off tha hill. thats straight up disrespect to a customer, hed lose his job if that guy complained.
 
Oh I can relate, I say stuff like lollercopter on msn and some of my friends are very confused and say im retarded for spending so much time on NS. Basically anything wierd that I say they automatically asume I get it of here lol .
 
Yup, happened to me last year.

Some crappy chick cut me off twice and i came to almost a stop and she fell right in front of me so i just turn around her and mom and dad go ape shit, yelling at me, dad skis after me, all this let me remind you was happening about as fast as i can walk. Dad couldnt ski either.
 
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