He called the shit poop!

*POO

' That's like saying gay sex helps with your technique.'- Skiierman on loafriders comment about how skiboards help your balance when you land.

 
Don't tell me my business devil woman. Call the fire department, this one's out of control!

- - AlpineSurfBum: gonna clean the fish tank again? - -

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
 
i feel like i'm forgetting something.....

NUDIE MAGAZINE DAY!

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary

 
ohhhhhhh i see how it is

My heroes don't appear on no stamps.

Don't be such a swineherd. -Anewmorning

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
well it takes more than two to tango...or somethin' like that.

'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
 
^wrong movie

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“When you sit back and you look out and your on top of a peak you realize that there’s no worries in life and its all about happiness right then�- C.R. Johnson

“For me it’s the kind of fun that I like to have, it’s going skiing in these big mountains and having the opportunities to get into these places we get to go.�- Seth Morrison
 
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O'Doyle rules.

And I've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man..

Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings..so we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off..cause we'll know just what they're thinking..cause what they're thinking...

-Relient K

 
that veronica vaughn is one hot peice of ace...i know from experience

'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
 
no you dont

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“When you sit back and you look out and your on top of a peak you realize that there’s no worries in life and its all about happiness right then�- C.R. Johnson

“For me it’s the kind of fun that I like to have, it’s going skiing in these big mountains and having the opportunities to get into these places we get to go.�- Seth Morrison
 
SO SOWWY TO INTUWUPT!!!!!PWOCEED

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
ITS TOO DAMN HOT FOR A PENGUIN TO BE JUST, WALKIN AROUND...I GOTTA TAKE HIM BACK TO THE ZOO...ALL THE PEOPLE AT THE ZOO ARE NICE AND WILL TREAT YOU VERY RESPECTABLE-LIKE!!!

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
kyle madison: Billy I've got some good news...

Billy: ERICS' Pregnant, feel those kicks he's gonna be a socca playa, he is, he i-is...

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
SHAMPOO IS BETTA, I GO ON FIRST AND CLEAN THE HAIR!!! CONDITIONA IS BETTA, I MAKE THE HAIR SILKY AND SMOOTHE!!!OH REALLY FOOL? REALLY!!...STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!!!

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
YOU AIN'T COOL UNLESS YOU PEE YO PANTS...IF PEEIN YOUR PANTS IS COOL; CONSIDER ME MILES DAVIS...

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!!

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triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha

ba-dum-ching!
 
and your word is ''couch''...''couch'' C-O-R ..are you going to the mall later that's what i am asking??no i am not please finish the word...C-O-U-C-H..that is correct. I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!!!!!

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
''rock'' R-O-K?? yeah so? R-O-C-K... oh the ''C'' is silent...

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
suntanlotion's good for me... you protect me te hee hee...pppptttttttttt---pppptttttttttt---''smiley''

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
there was something i was supposed to do today....have six daqueries?? no, he remembered to do that...what day is it?? october?? NUDY MAGAZINE DAY!!!!

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
Which reminds me chris, you still have my happy gilmore, billy madison dvd set...

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
hey Veronica you want some of this milk?? Uh that milk belongs to that class... but they dont gots to know about it, it could be our milk?? no milk will ever be our milk..oh that wasnt very nice..how bout you sideburns you want some??? i'd rather have a beer...

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
Ernie, you are more of a grown up than Billy.. I give you a grown up...what was that??uh, nuthin, see ya in class miss vaughn. YOU BLEW IT!!!!!

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
i swear to god i'm sick i cant got to school. if your not goin to school, then you can help me shave my arm-pits...OH MY GOD I'll GO TO SCHOOL..

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
hey billy who would you rather bone. Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?? Jack Nicholson now or '74? '74... Uh, Meg Ryan

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
should we go on to Happy Gilmore???

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
HEH HEH HEH HEH SHUT UP!!!!!

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
i thought we were only going as friends?? what?, friends listen to endless love in the dark...

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
Sports Illustrated said i was going to be the next Arnold Palmer. yeah, what happened? they wouldnt let me play on the pro tour anymore. oh I'm sorry, because your black?? HELL NO, damned alligator bit my hand off. OH MY GOD!!!! it's alright though, tore one of that bastard's eyes out. your pretty sick Chubbs!

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
Heh, I eat peices of shit like you for breakfast. you eat peices of shit breakfast???

NO!!! pppffftttt...

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
you will not make this shot, you JACKASS!!!!

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
trying to reach the green from here Shooter? that's impossible. i beg to differ; mr gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago. well good for Happy Gilm-OH MY GOD!!!!

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
That's 2 thus far Shooter. oh good you can count. AND you can count, on me waiting for you in the parking lot. OOOOOOOOOOOH!!

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
playing golf requires goofy pants and a huge ass. you should talk to my neighbor the accountant, probably a great golfer, HUGE ASS.

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
Oh by the way, thanks for dressing up. if i caught myself wearing pant like that i'd have to kick my own ass...

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
WHAT A SHOT BY HAPPY GILMORE. Who the hell is Happy Gilmore??!!

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
could i trouble you for a glass of warm milk, it helps put me to sleep. you could trouble me for a warm glass of ''shut the hell up''. now you will go to sleep; or i will put you to sleep.

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
my girlfriend's dead you know?? yeah she fell off a cliff and died on impact.

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
IS THAT GOAL REGULATION SIZE OR WHAT???

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
alright i think that is enough for tonight. we'll see how much i can remember tomorrow...

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
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