have you ever.....

FUUUCK

FUUUCK

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farted during sex, its a fear of mine

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fuck its their fault for acting like a faggot and being tormented, its especially their fault when they flaut the fact that theyre assreaming fucks to the worlds disgust, the only cool gay guy is my hairdresser

-ATLANTASKI

dynarider u better shut ur mouth before i get someone to kick the shit outa u. i got ppl in ur town(ny) that would fuck u up as soon as a call em.

-barbwirepony the newest NS loser
 
hahahahahahaha thats the funniest thing ive heard all day

'ugh i hate kids like you who always ski backwards on your double sided skis while im snowplowing'- NewSchool450

'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33

 
there was a thread about dutch ovens and stuff like that I documented myself so much that night

God created alcohol so that ugly women could still have sex.

(My real ID is french_hucker)
 
baaaahahahaah, wow.

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Home of the Rotating Signature

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Not all of us use toilet paper. I think it's a waste of money. Use your hand. - highsociety

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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
no, that would just be funny ^..especially if you tried to play it off...'it wasnt me!!?'

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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn

i swear to drunk im not god.

1st member to call NS Radio contest, and first to fail miserably.
 
if that happened to me ,i would shoot myself afterwards.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
 
id probably just move, no sense in suicide

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fuck its their fault for acting like a faggot and being tormented, its especially their fault when they flaut the fact that theyre assreaming fucks to the worlds disgust, the only cool gay guy is my hairdresser

-ATLANTASKI

dynarider u better shut ur mouth before i get someone to kick the shit outa u. i got ppl in ur town(ny) that would fuck u up as soon as a call em.

-barbwirepony the newest NS loser
 
HAHAHA! oooo lordy... my ribs!

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Dude, like, whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr people! oi!

go home, cry more!

gå hem, skrik mer!

rentre chez toi, chiale un peu plus!
 
ahahahahahahaahahahaha, thats so hilarious.

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'my woman thinks im fuckin one of her best friends and if she keeps bein gay about it im goin to fuck this girl cuz im tired of hearing it'-Lanemeyers

-sticks and snow will break my bones and i will bleed profusely-

'theres like, a buttload of gangs in this school. this one gang kept trying to get me to join cuz im pretty good with the bowstaff.'

-Napolean Dynamite
 
Its not that big of a deal if you been going out with girl for a while, but if you just brought a new girl home then you might have explaining to do...

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

-Theory-3 Breath and Stop-
 
that is incredibly discusting

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one time i had a great idea to spit on my arm and pour sand on it to reveal a wonderful shape and to my amazement it was a..................perfectly shaped KITE!-Lateralis

drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj

 
My girlfriend would just hit me, and then keep going, or do it back, and gross me out.

What matters is what you're doing. Not what they're doing.

 
its better than the cleveland steamer... where your female partner is laying down and giving you head while you squat over her chest and take a nasty ass shit all over her upper body. i believe i would die laughing if i ever did that

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------'I want my penis to employ more people than Microsoft.' - Some kid
 
hahaha^ so fucking gross

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haha just laughing after u did that while shes blowing u off

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
i just had the most discusting thought. it has to do with running naked outside in the winder and cutting in te groinal area, i won't g oany further than that

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
generally in the middle of a thrust, your cheeks are squeezed quite tightly, so if you rip one off, it would be VERY loud.

Domo a regato, mr. roboto
 
I have neer farted but some monstrou's Queef's have graced the echoing wall's of my room before.

Days ski'd :21 Brakes broken:6 Skis Broken: 1 Binding's Broken : 1

'Bust it seth, YEAH DOG '
 
but what if it was one of thos big loud beefy ones that smells like mexican food and a rotting corpse, what would you do?

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fuck its their fault for acting like a faggot and being tormented, its especially their fault when they flaut the fact that theyre assreaming fucks to the worlds disgust, the only cool gay guy is my hairdresser

-ATLANTASKI

dynarider u better shut ur mouth before i get someone to kick the shit outa u. i got ppl in ur town(ny) that would fuck u up as soon as a call em.

-barbwirepony the newest NS loser
 
this thread makes me sick

member#13687

'i just rented good will hunting , how is it?'

'lets put it this way, even matt damon cant make it suck.'

'matt damon? hes in con air right?'

'yes , yes he is.'
 
i saw a video of some guy on colleghumour or something, farting while getting a rim job. The pornstar was pretty pissed. I laughed.

Drop Cliffs not Bombs
 
i farted on my ex girlfriend once...then she farted on me. it kinda smelled like shoes with dead fish in them

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Just shut up and ski.
 
If you let drop one of those farts that reeks like if you shoved a rotting hot dog up a real dog's ass, and let the shit build up and decompose, and the dog walks around all fucked up because he has a fucking hot dog in his fucking ass, then you had better worry. When something like that goes down, everyone gets that image and they're all like 'fuck, that poor little dog' and then your penis gets all flacid.

I'm serious.

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