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Stapled yourself? I did, in class, in the arm. We where bored and it felt weird when I did it. The hoodie stuck to my arm it was good fun lol.

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My teacher in 8th grade told us about a competition he had in college with a buddy to see how many staples they could put in their calves. He got 20 or so before his buddy dropped out. Nuts.

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i accidently did in 5th grade, i can still remember it. I had put my finger in the opening and accidently leaned on the top..hurt a bit

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once or twice in the finger when i wasnt paying atentiont to what i was doing.

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what's 'stapling'?

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Yeah, on my small finger, but i was about 11, and i can't remember pretty well. But I do remember the kid that was leaning backwards with his chair and fell and hit his skull with that thing that makes the classroom warmer. When he put his hands on the skull there was blood coming out like pee.

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^the thing that makes the classroom warmer? a heater, radiator if you like is the term... ^^i believe stapling has to do with staples, i don't know if the french helps (i saw you live in paris) its agrafe, and wacth stevo in jackass, you'll see em eventualy

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yeah one i was stapling a paper, and i got my finger stuck in it by accident. it killed.

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oh yeah! thanx almostaskier! your french is great! staple yourself? are u crazy men?

or do it with the real stapler: the one that can staple 200 pages ...

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right at the begining of my index finger... didnt feel a thing

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i stapled my finger really deep in 2nd grade when i was trying to make a buey for a mini-lobster trap i built

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some kid use to stapple a piece of paper to his arm like 30 times but then he dropped out of school he was a waste

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One time this kid hit one of my friends with a stapler, but my friend thought it was empty. A few hours later he's like 'wow, that really hurts where that kid hit me with the stapler.' Then he reached around and pulled a staple out of his back.

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it depends where you do it if it will hurt or not. i once stapled a few fingers together, i stapled the skin by the finger nails that is all tough and you cant feel it. it was good times, teacher thought i was nuts

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Yeah my old gf stapled my dick to the wall once when I was asleep when she dumped me.........

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i did in 2nd grade and i also was fliping a freshly sharpened pencil around and stabbed myslef in the middle finger. Theres still a little graphite mark today.

I also observed andy(misty7)trying to flip a stapler(with thicker staples for posting signs, not for paper)an unprecedented 3 times and catch the wrong end, putting a inch long staple into the palm of his hand,

it was a good memmory

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I've accidentally stapled my fingers numerous times. It hurts. The worst was when I was putting one of my papers under one of those automatic ones, and it just killed my index finger. That hurt even worse than when I got shot with a staple gun.

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