Have You Ever...

hey i wantto start a poll roight here in this thread.

DO YOU.....

(A)....Stand up to wipe your ass.

or

(B)....Lean forward to wipe your ass.

I personally stand up to wipe my ass. so one vote for (A)

 
what the fuck? stand up? what a wierdo!

i've got a better poll: who wipes then looks at it? who smells it? who wipes it on their lips and kisses the mirror when they wash their hands?

''I know theres blunts in canada.'' - Ben Larsen

''I got girls with accents and I don't mean Hyundais.''

 
b, why the fuck would you stand up? then your ass cheeks close and you have to dig for your poopshoot

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
just lean forward and it all goes nice and smooth... aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!

i can't believe i ever posted in this sick, twisted sadistic thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!

help me, i think i'm addicted.

eh?
 
hey asshole, I was licked outta my tree and we were just playin on em, bein fuckin kids, and my buddy (he's kinda heavy) clibmed on one and it fell over..we didn't mean to knock it over..we went back 2 days later and put it back up though..and what's fucked is it was a grave for 4 different people from the same family...I gotta watch my back in my next life....and shit man, as if you think that's such a bad thing, I didn't know the guy(s) and I didn't mean to disrespect their grave. Im alive, they aren't, and they are nothing anymore than a bunch of nitrates. The body doesn't contain your soul, it's just a vessel, as soon as you leave your body, you're outta here, you don't hang around in your coffin goin, 'ohh, that's really nice velvet' for hundreds of years waiting for people to hang out on your grave....You go to hell....dickwad.

SUck My AnTeAtEr

Anal sex is overrated

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i do it

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I remember this thread... gravteck's story about the autistic kid has been burned into my mind ever since I first read it.

Teddy

''It's good to know everything.''

SRMC

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
ya, i rember reading it...never had the temptations to post in it.

*****

Founder of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
 
we were at a rope swing once, and my cousin dropped his pants, grabed the rope, pinched a loaf while swininging out, and then dived, landing mere feet from the shit. ohh boy was it ever exciting.

'Aww Shit, Where the fuck am I?' Jordan in the local corner store
 
given my logs, id have to break it up a couple times if it were to ever fit. i dont want my logs folding and getting poo on my cheeks
 
depending on the type of toilet, i think a lot of baby ruths would get stuck on the slope of the bowl out of the water and smell baaaadddddd. maybe keep a spatula on hand to flick them in the water.
 
naw heres what tyou have to do

there was a name for this but i cant remember.

if you got diarrhea, shit in the toilet tank and not the bowl. do this preferrably at a frat party where someone is sure to puke. so when the person is done puking and they flush it down, it will be flushed down with your rotten diarrhea splashing up in their face
 
...im officially digusted with all of you, but i guess its all to be expected when you log into ns
 
another bump in case some people missed this, then it will go back into hiding for another 5 years
 
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