Have you ever given your gf/bf a dutch oven

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Sokiem

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I did this morning, it was so hilarious.

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
because i'm nice or maybe it's because i'm a dick. But about a two weeks now.

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
They're fun to cook with when you go camping.

However, I don't think the average girl would enjoy it or quite know what to do with it....hahah

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She just kinda sputtered lol. She got me back later by locking me out of my room for 10 mins though when i went to the bathroom.

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
and what is a rusty trombone?

'You only live once. If you live it right once is enough' -Micah Black

'Im a straight pimp like a whiskey is a ho'
 
a dutch oven is when ur having sex and u fart and trap ur partner inside the sheets.

Sookhon De'Snutz
 
go with the ass hole one josh, becuse being nice dosent get girls. and you know what she did when you where locked out? she got your thooth brush and shoved up her ass 6 and 2/9ths inchs.

 
dutch ovens are hilarious, but you can only do them about once a month......and a rusty trombone is where a guys asshole is being eaten out, and the eater rreaches around and whacks him off

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i regained conscienceness this morning to find three hickeys on my back and marker all up and down my left arm and neck all thanks to my girlfriend this morning...sweet

-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'

'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'

'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'

'damn straight, always wanted to do that man, i think if i were a millionaire i could hook that up too cause chicks dig dudes with money'

'well not all chicks'

'well, chicks that double up on me do'

'good point'

 
hahaha

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That's not funny

If a guy did that to me... wow I wouldn't even know what to say...

I'd probly be weirded out from him for the rest of ever....haha.......oh...

- Sasha

Did you like it? Did it sound kinda hot...

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this is all a bunch of pussy shit.

a dutch oven?

you fucking rookie

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check it. i grew up a fuckin screw up, got introduced to the game, got a ounce, and fuckin blew up.
 
dirty pelicans are the best though

-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'

'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'

'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'

'damn straight, always wanted to do that man, i think if i were a millionaire i could hook that up too cause chicks dig dudes with money'

'well not all chicks'

'well, chicks that double up on me do'

'good point'

 
is there anyone to explain to me what's a dutch oven (i'm not native english speaking)? thanx

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^ its where your having sex and you fart....and pull the covers or blankets over the girl and dont let her outta there so it stinks....did that help?

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that's so fucked up..

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Rusty trombone is where you do a girl in the ass then she sucks your dick. It's pretty romantic.

it's a league game smokey
 
My personal favorite is the clevland steamer or the amazon rain forest. If your in two threesomes with two guys u could always do a eifel tower.

 
sometimes i like to give myself dutch ovens and just sit there and bask in my own fecal gases

-Dan
 
Oral Roberts?... is that like a aa...dirty sanchez? or more like an anal yonson?

Sookhon De'Snutz
 
CamelToeJam......it sounds like you have an awesome girlfriend. If my hypothetical girlfriend did that I would love it. Seriously.

I don't know karate, but I know Ka-razy
 
close but not quite lineskier610. To quote Chris turpin, voicing a video while philou was filming at momentum to try to ruin some kids video ''Phiou ever get a rusty trombone? Its where a girl blows in your ass and gives you a handjob....BRRRURRRURRuuRRRR!''

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yeah, shes cool shit...i guess i was kind of awake for it but just really stoned/drunk and she was really high and decided to take out allof her aggression that had built up from the week on me with a black marker...if thats not love then i dont know what is

-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'

'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'

'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'

'damn straight, always wanted to do that man, i think if i were a millionaire i could hook that up too cause chicks dig dudes with money'

'well not all chicks'

'well, chicks that double up on me do'

'good point'

 
Giving a dutch oven can tell if a girl loves you or not. She likes you if she doesn't care you gave one to her but she loves you if she gives one back.

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all i gotta say

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check it. i grew up a fuckin screw up, got introduced to the game, got a ounce, and fuckin blew up.
 
haha right on caleb i was about to say that....haha philou is the shit

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