Have you ever fired a bazooka?

But seriously, all you gun nuts, fuck you, I will kill you if you cross me. I'm a trained soldier. Opinions are worth their weight in gold, but I am trained and will not hesitate, even as the pacifist that I am. US denizens, stop your gun hoarding bullshit.

Get those bucks on hunting season, free those highways from the moose, but other than that, but your fucking guns down.
 
I'm sure you have. But the eradication of the foolishness of NS was not in your mind as you fired it, was it?
 
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im sorry, i cant quite decipher what you mean by but my guns down.

oh, and this is basically the story of my life right here:

so yea, ive done it all. haters.
 
What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
 
yesterday i went to the miltary supply store to get some painting equipment and new work gloves, long story short, it has an RPG7 hanging behind the desk of the gun cage and last time i was there, there was a client who requested to see a gun that was stored behind it and this 17y old intern girl stands up on her chair to grab it and accidentally knocks the RPG off its brackets and it fall nose first into the ground, goddamn was i happy it was a deactivated round ....
 
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