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morbumps4me

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Have you ever been skiin along (this usually happens on powder days), hit a bump, and your freakin knees go into your damn chin and you just about break yer damn jaw? I have.....it sux.

Post some 'have you evers'............i'm fackin bored.

 
OOOH OOOH, I have another one (NSR); Have you ever gone to the oven, picked up the hotpad with one hand then grabbed with the other unguarded hand?? I havn't.......but I've seen it done. VERY FUNNY SHIT.

 
^^^no common sense is a motha fucka. He had none...

Have you ever been stuck upside-down on a powder day....head in the snow? You can't breathe.

 
morbumps 420 posts!

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT

'say everyone under 16 cannot particapate in the forum conversation

and they can have their own forum called peewees daycare.

where they can talk about nintendos and shitting the bed' -seward
 
those who would like to honor my 420 posts please do so right now. I will resume post number 421 tommorow. Although I do not personally celebrate such a number, surely I understand some of you do.

Regards,

-m-

 
i kneed myself in the face once when i cased on a step down, but um, u should probly try workin on a better stance or somthin

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis
 
Ds- I'm sure my stance isn't the problem. Not to be a dick or be high (high haha, i have 420 posts) on myself but I have pretty solid mechanics. 6 years ski instructing and 18 years skiing....I might know a little bit about stance.

 
i got my ski pole stuck in the ground and it made me punch myself in the face

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'i feel naked without my clothes'

-kevan

 
^^^^Bwuahhahahahh.........good one!

Ever gotten hit by the chair AFTER you get off of it?? Got drilled by the seat once in the head after I got off.

 
it sucked...i ski'd some new trail i made in the pow...then ended up in moguls..bleeding from the mouth..went down to first aid...no one there so i chilled and fixed myself up

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(your ad here)

'i feel naked without my clothes'

-kevan

 
this one time i tried to ski. man skiing is so hard. i went home with bruises all over my buttocks.

Go bears presented by Bank One!!
 
thats not called skiing.....

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(your ad here)

'i feel naked without my clothes'

-kevan

 
ya ever land on a jump and ur pole is out, i hit a jump and over shot it and my pole hit ground and my hand flung up and took my jaw out, it hurt so bad

whos in da house, SACA is in the house!!! hahahahmuhahahah
 
have you ever...

started flailing and stuck yer pole in the snow when you land, and get the wind knocked out of you. yea thats a bummer, how cool is it to say your pole took you to the ground?

-AndrewP

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East Coast - 'Bitch Please, Ride with Steeze'

COC - Session C

HOWARD DEAN FOR PRESIDENT.
 
I hate that, one time when I landed my pole jammed into my stomach and it hit so hard it made me throw up. Not pretty

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i had my pole on the tip of my ski...and hten it dug into the ground and it shot up into my jaw and my neck kind of and i couldnt breath for like 2 minutes...and then i was short of breath the rest of the day, and it hurt forl ike a month

'Heath Ordway Gets Head, Do You' - Head Skis Ad
 
i got all the way to the end of a rail, went to hop off and as i was coming down my pole stuck in the snow out ahead of me and stabbed me right in the neck, dead center. i was choking and i coughed blood for a few minutes. that happenned a good three or four months ago and its still slightly sore.

'Evan Raps may say it one way,Olsen may say it the other, and your crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor may say something completely different.

What makes any person right?'

-ghostdragon

'is mike nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
i was adjusting on a tbar and my pole dug into the ground- handle went into my ballsac and it lefted me off the ground about a foot and bent my pole and it bent bot hpoles (only one was a ski poll, knowm sayin)

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT

'say everyone under 16 cannot particapate in the forum conversation

and they can have their own forum called peewees daycare.

where they can talk about nintendos and shitting the bed' -seward
 
yeah something similar happened to me, i was skiing this powder and i planted my pole and kept going forward hit my lip on the butt of the pole and jammed one of my braces into my lip and had to get it removed

when an officer pulls you over: gee son your eyes look red, have you been drinking?

respond: gee officer your eyss look glazed have you been eating doughnuts?

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: 'Mankind'. Basically, it's made up of two separate words - 'mank' and 'ind'. What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten, please think of the kittens
 
last season i was probably doing around 30 mph down an open trail...i tried to hook my pole on my friends when it somehow slipped out and stuck into the ground and the rubber end got me right in the ribbs, i ended up breaking the cartalige in between my ribbs...it sucked ass and it hurt to breath

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^if i have said anything that is pissing you off, ignore it because it was most likely a joke
 
back when i first learned 3s and it was still scary to do them over gaps, i threw one a little too small, landed right on the knoll without ever seeing my landing.... i felt the ground, and as my head came around, the first thing i saw was stars. my pole stuck in the ground and i jacked myself in the face with it, hard enough to knock me off my feet, spin me almsot 360 in the opposite direction, and put my tooth through my upper lip. yeah.... those were the days.

'my style's kinda phat, reminiscent of a whale...'

-Q-Tip
 
I was skiing bumps with my pops this season and I fell asleep while skiing and hit a mound dead on and kneed myself in the face and knocked myself unconcious. Later in the run I fell asleep again and just wiped hard.

And then Trogdor smote the Kerreck, and all was laid to burnination.

TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!
 
Going pretty fast down a tansport-slope, i felt like sitting down on my skis to go even faster. When sitting, I accidently planted the pole in front of me, making the handle 'fly' back and hit me in the face. After that I could't feel my jaw.

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They say it's not cheating if its a different postalcode... Quite fortunate since my street HAS it's own postalcode
 
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