have you ever been in a fight?

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the best fight ive been in was during a soccer match where there was a bit of tension and a scuffle started. Before i knew it my friend got pushed over and as he was getting up he got kicked in the face. i wouldnt let this little punk get away with it so i gave him a little shove and when he took a swing at me i dodged it and nailed him in the jaw layin him down like linolium. now im not usually an aggressive person but when people start takin shots at my close friends i gotta back them up. has anybody else ever had to bust somebody up for startin shit?

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i've never been in a true 'fight' really.

Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.

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yea i had to back up my little midget friend before. i threw the other kid face first into the gym lockers

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2 years ago i was walking home and some dude outside a party wanted to fight me, so we punched each other a bunch then had a beer and I went home a little bruised. it was alright.

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i was at a seether shopw and 3 black guys were beatin the shit out of a white guy. me and my 4 riends were like oh hell no, so then we went and beat some ass untill it got broke up by crowd security. ive been in my share of fights i must say

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weve got 2 terrain parks at our resort, a beginner one, adn an advaned one. we were sitting dwn behind one of rails, sessioning it, and this little fucker threw a full an of amp, adn hit my friend in the head. we hulled ass down the hill, and when we got to the top, no one waws there, so we checked the beginner park, and the fucer did it again. finally we met up with him, and my friend kicked the shit out of him. the little fucker waited for my firend to go, adnd called justin a pussy. i unleashed everything i had on the kid, jsut fucking blow after blow. the little shit fuinally got up, and told ski patrol. he was still bleeding and shit. all ski patrol said was'thats what yu ge fothrowing shit!' and drove off in his snowmopblie.

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ive only been in hockey fights,and theyre fun,we got in a team fight once,we smoked the other team and they got really mad so at the end of the game they all went nuts and it was only me and 3 other team mates that fought cuz the rest were just standing there watching us beat the shit out of the other team,it was awesome cuz 4 guys beat the fuck out of a whole team,best hockey memory ever

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i dunno if this is really a fight but i was riddin in my 6 f0e with the rap beats just bumpin and these black kids stopped me and i pulled my heat and fuckin laid um down.

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i was playing basketball w/ my friend and his gay older brother, and he was being the biggest fucker. i was already pissed at him be3cause he spit on me earlier in the day. well, my friend was holding his leg out behind him so i pushed him into this pile of rocks (big rocks, not small ones). He got up and started pushing me and reached for my throat. I threw his arms down and punched him across the face. I just stood there and stared at him, waiting for him to hit me. He threw one of the weakest punches i have ever felt, and my 10 year old brother has punched me a lot before. So trying not to laugh, I punched him across the face again. I could see his eyes tearing up, and he ran inside yelling 'get off my property!' and was going to call my dad to pick me up. so i take out my cell phone and tell my parents to not listen to him because he's being an ass. They leave the phone off the hook and the kid pretends to talk to my dad. Keep in mind this was when he was 17 and i was 15.

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I havn't really been in serious fights before, just little scraps with friends and other kids at school. But this one time a couple friends and I were drinkin and this group of Persians were lookin for this guy that goes to our school (to fight). Anyways we hung around for abit, hoping to see a sweet fight. Anyways, one of my more drunk friends starts talkin to one of the few white guys in their group about how much he hates Persians and how cheap at fighting they are (retard). Well of course the kid tells his Persian friends. Not good. They corner us in an alley and circle my retard friend. They start to push him abit and, then all of a sudden they want him to kiss their shoes. My friend just stands there, frozen. Then this one persian comes up from behind and boots him in the ass. I should have just let it go, but I was drunk and mad so I gave the guy a little shove and say, ' Don't kick my friend.' That did it. Bam. I can't see shit all of a sudden. Whats going on? Then the pain starts to hit me, and I realize that I got punched in the eye, hard. My vision comes back and I look back to see my two other friends trying to hold back a most of the group, as three other guys rush me and fucking procede to kick and punch my head. Yay, my first gang beating!!

Oh well, it taught us a valuable lesson. DO NOT HANG AROUND PERSIANS WHEN THEY ARE LOOKING FOR A FIGHT.

Thats my stupid fighting story.

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me and my friend were drunk at a party and we started throwing punches at eachother, but i really cant remember anything, my other friend said a fell asleep after i got punched in the face

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okay, I was at a camp and this 12 year old boy kept like coming into our room, saying things like 'Hey bebe! Show me some lovin!' and would like jump on the beds where we were laying down to watch a movie. I got so incredibly pissed off after an hour of this that I grabbed the kid, shoved him out of the room and punched him straight in the nose. His nose started bleeding, but he just said 'That was fun do it again.' so I kicked him in the balls (not that it really worked on a 12 year old), he shrieked and ran away.

That's my fight. Happened this summer, guess it's not really a fight though. More me beating up a horny 12 year old.

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haha, some of these are great. Well, the thing with me is that in the distance i look short, but i'm 6'1 200lb. I was also playin soccer, and i'm pretty agressive at it. I accidentally checked this kid, but the ref didnt call it cuz i was holding my ground(my feet didnt move). One of his smaller friends gets pissed and throws a rock at me for some reason, i give him the finger, then he comes running toward me as fast as he can, when he realizes i am a foot taller then he is, its too late, i closelined the little bitch so hard, he couldnt breath for 30 seconds. And the best part, i didnt get a red card, cuz MY FEET DIDNT MOVE!

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shortskichick, how many times do i have to tell you to stop beating up little kids. god its people like you that make society so dangerous today haha

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I got beaten up by a guy once. I'm not kidding, beaten up. But it's one of those 'we grew up together so I can hit you' kind of things. This doesn't qualify as a fight but I'm proud of it... so last year I am at school and the bell hasn't rang so I am just chatting with people and whatever. My ex-boyfriend had a pack of cheese slices and he chewed up a bunch and hucked it at me. I got pissed and chucked a binder over at him, my intentions were to just kind of hit him but not hurt him, you know? Well I hit him in the face and he started crying.

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Yeah, he cried, I ended up missing class because I had to go hunt him down and tell him how immensly sorry I was, he accepted the apology and I got a detention for it, and in the end he stopped talking to me afterwards. Dickhead.

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A good ass kicking can be one of the most eye opening experiences in your life. I got hit in the head with a skateboard, trucks first, and after that I got a boot to the ear and fucking demolished my ear drum after that I just remember waking up in the hospital. It's not to fun, but when that fuckers car ended up in the inlet it fucking taught him a lesson.

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couppple of fights, people dont seem to like me. there was a pretty good brawl in a soccer game once, i decided i would deck a little firecrotch outta nowhere, good times, a guy ended up having to get a cat scan after that one...

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fights are soooo fucken stupid i hate them, id only get in one if my mates were being hurt or some fucker was like beating up a girl etc

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i got in a nasty fight when i was in second grade.

it was pretty damn funny actually. this kid randomly jumped on me and started scratching me and i was like wtf and pushed him off and kicked that fuckers ass! aaahh good times

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i agree with lagwagon, fights are fuckin retarted, the only good reason for a fight is if its the right thing to do, but the rest of the time its just some dumbass way of showin off or gettin humiliated

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So my friends and I are walking down the hall and my friend puts his hand on my shoulder. I knock it off and my hand keeps going and hits this one kid in the eye (this kid is a fuckin badass) So I say sorry and hes all super pissed. I go into the bathroom, cause thats where I was heading, and the badass freaks out on me. He grabs my leg and twists my ankle and pulls me to the ground. After that he leaves. I limp to the office cause I can barely move and he tells the principal his eye is blurry and I get detention. He got it two but the principal seemed really pissed at me.

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i never have been in a real fight but i really really wanna i think it would be fun i mean i have like boxed with my friends but uh yeah that doesnt count becuase it was all fun and games more fun because all the guys were cheering us on but yeah im done

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fighting is the best way to solve problems between two people

fuck bitching

fuck yelling

fuck crying

beat eachother up and then and only then will your problem be solved,

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whoa... whoever started this thread... thats my story almost exactly. I got in two soccer brawls. one was for my mens leauge team and it was cool. the other was in u18 and all our moms were there and there was this brawl and all the moms jumped in and were pulling kids off their kids and the kids were calling the moms dirty fuckin whores and then the kids got madder then everything went crazy. we got kicked out of the league.

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haha^ my old team got in a fight with our rival team and i guess that some kid punched out a dad, some kid tackeled the ref, and some kid punched the other coach...

in 7th grade i got detention for spitting pretzels out in my friends hair. i was all, what the fuk?

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i was at this party the other day and there were a bunch of kids i didnt know, anyways my buddies hung out and drank in the living room of this guys house. the time is flying by, well to make a long story short i took a run at a guy with a beer bottle, i never hit him with it because i got nailed in the face before i had a chance lucky for my all my friends were bigger than most kids there and broke up the fight.

 
i was at this party the other day and there were a bunch of kids i didnt know, anyways my buddies hung out and drank in the living room of this guys house. the time is flying by, well to make a long story short i took a run at a guy with a beer bottle, i never hit him with it because i got nailed in the face before i had a chance lucky for my all my friends were bigger than most kids there and broke up the fight.

 
Ds91260 said something i never thought i would hear on this site 'i agree with lawagon...' wow. i am completely non-violent so when some asshole wants to fight me i just stare at him right in the eyes (i have weird, weird blue eyes) and he usually leaves. if not, he'll punch me once and i will try not to react at all. it has always worked for me

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Today I got in a fight! Kind of... Woohoo! Well not really... anywho. It was my soccer teams season opener and we were playing our rivals, it was early in the first half and this dumb bitch kicked me in the back, no biggie. But the next time I was dribbling she kicked me in the knee with her cleats. So again I was dribbling downfield and she was defending me and she purposely tripped so I got pissed and punched her in the face and pushed her down into the mud. Then I got a red card and the coach threatened to kick me off the team. Good way to start out the season, eh? I don't even know how it happened I was just irritated and punched her, which I am not really one to do. I wasn't even thinking about it when I did it, and lucky for me she didn't do anything but start crying because she was about twice my size and could probably take me.

-Lauren

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The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'

-petek

 
fights are dumb to get into.

Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.

Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'

Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'

 
haha there was a fight at our season opener today too, well not really a fight, just an ass kicking. some fucker kneed this kid on my team in the ribs as he was standing up after being tripped. so naturally 3 or 4 kids on my team just ran across the field and beat the shit outta them. they're suspended from school sports now but it was pretty tight

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Yeah I'm under a 3 game suspension as of now, which my coach said is going to go up because I am one of the tri-captains it sucks because we play the one team that almost beat us last year next week, and the girl subbing my position sucks.

-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'

-petek

 
I used to get into a lot of scuffles at my old school with the mexicans during PE, I was a little firecracker in the sixth grade, but I never really got hurt because I was a tiny kid back then (like 4'7') so all the mexicans would just push me down, and then hold onto my shirt or something so I wouldn't hit too hard cause they respected me for trying to hit big kids all the time.

I've gotten over that now, but two years ago at Alpine Meadows, some little punks on the freestyle team were yelling at everyone in the park telling them they sucked, and whenever we tried to talk to them they would just ski away, so anyway, we get down to the bottom of the lift, and five snowboarders are sitting there waiting for them, and when they skied up, they circled around, grabbed one kid, pushed him down (with his skis on), and a snowboarder headbutted a kid who was wearing a helmet. It was great, and the funniest thing was the coach skied up, saw the whole thing, and then just skied away. Needless to say, they kids didn't come back in the park that day.

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