Have you ever been in a fight?

well, if you have, and its a bad ass story, post it... and how many have you been in? i have some bad ass storys, so if yall wanna know, post it or msg me.

 
only been in hockey fights. we had a team fight once but it was only me and 3 others from my team that took on the rest of the other team. they had 3 girls on their team and yes they got their ass beat too. one of them got a big ass crosscheck right to the face which was followed by a couple of knees to the face but god damn was ever a great fight. it lasted a good 3 minutes and the funny thing is the 4 of us won hahhhahahaha

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-Astomp17

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ive been in a couple. my favorite story is when i fucking took a kid down in 2 shot. one to his stomach and when he bent over one to his back

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
 
why would you punch him in the back?? the reason you punch them in the stomach is so that they do bend down and you can plant your knee right into their face

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
I gotten into about 4 fights, they really werent major ones, I won all of them, but one of them i was really close to getting the shit kicked out of me. The kid was a wrestler and he got me on the ground and had me in some head lock and right before he was about to punch me in the face, i manage to roll him over. Then i gave im two blows to the face. The first one i hooked him in the right cheek and then finished it off with an elbow to the face. The kid was pretty fucked up, I had to do it because the kid was fucking drunk and was trying to start trouble with me. Those fights were all freshman year, i havent gotten into one since.

don't let the days go by

glycerine

 
i got him in the back b/c i didnt want to killl the kid

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
 
i got into one with this like ghetto kid in my class, and he swung at me in class and we kinda fought, and the teacher was just like don't mess up the desks

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one of my friends got started on in a bar so in my wisdom i tackled the guy to the ground, looked up and 6-7 of his mates all stood up in unison like some movie, i totally cacked it but as they got to me the bouncers piled in, i was fine but my mate got thrown over a table and put his hand THROUGH a pint glass, not pretty. took up sansao (chinese kickboxing) a week later!

 
how much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?

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Im kinda a big deal...people like me...i cant help it that no one wants to fight me

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i love fighting! but no one likes to fight girls! at punk shows the moshes are fun cuz i can shove and punch girls i don't like

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thank u mr durden

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johnnys in the basement mixing up the medicine, im on the pavement thinkin bout the goverment

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

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I was in a huge fight because a was slammin your mom in the ass and then your dad and a buddy from work came home early oh man you should have seen the look on your dads face. he chased me with a golf club then i locked him in the closet and tag teamed your mom with your dads friend then i gave her a big old donkey punch and left.

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your a good friend...to throw rocks at. TL.

AWwwh you picked her up, I was gonna mount her. stu

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I've only been in fights during hockey games and one lacrosse game.

open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
 
i punched this chinese kid in the face in 5th grade because he jumped on my head outside in the snow and i was suffocating.

otherwise, no im a nice kid so no one has had any reason to fight me

but next winter, I wana get me fucking up some kid on film up on the mountain. These racers always yell "faggot" and stuff from the lift, so i will have my camera man ready, and just wait till they come down and it will be sick

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lmao...they yell faggot, muffled with eachothers dicks in their mouths

I have never been in a fight, except in like grade 6 when this kid held my down and I upercutted him in the stomach, he cried, I felt like a big guy cuz he was older

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

 
yea tough people kick other people in the balls

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Back in high school I had a couple sets of boxing gloves and my friends and i would box all the time, it was so fun

Oh but everybody thinks

That everybody knows

About everybody else

Nobody knows

Anything about themselves

Cause their all worried about everybody else

Yea

-Jack Johnson
 
^I've been kicked by hella girls like in 1st-2nd grade. shit sucked, in the stomach mostly.

I 've been in 2, the story of my last one is posted here, but A LOT of people were hating, saying i was the prick, but meh, read it if you want, it's called 'Interesting Friday'

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whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
 
the varsity lax team at my school makes the kids fight all hte time in the locker room...they use the lax gloves but other than that its all out

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I beat some senior's ass when I was freshman in high school. All his friends were standing behind him. He really had no reason to pick on me, but I wasn't gonna take his shit. So I thrashed him with three direct blows, one to each side of his chin and massive right hook to his temple.

It was great standing over him as he convulsed, bleeding in the snow. His friends just laughed and took him to the hospital.

No one fucked me with after that.

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Spewing false dogma to their believers

A nation of fools, nothing but sheep

Their fangs in your flesh, so painful and deep


 
i called this wicked annoying kid i know from skiing gay while we were in the lift line and he got all in my face, you know "call me that one more time, bitch"...so i did. and he slugged me. haha and it turned into an all out fist fight, and he now lives in the shame that a 100 lb girl kicked his ass.

*courtney

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no, seen a few

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i got in a fight with some short ass mexican fucker in 7th grade. i karate kicked him in the throat and he was on his knees gasping for air so i ran away. now he tries to be chill with me. dirty beaner.

 
i have never seen a lax fight? there have been a few almost fights but nobody cares that much in my league

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i've gotten in a bunch, never lost... i dont really get in many now, no1 really bugs me at school... i'm a pretty good fighter... i've been in a few brutal ones, but the most memorable was a 1v3 that i ended up getting in... the guys didnt know how to fight with in a group versus one guy and i just took them each one at a time, and when they were all on the ground i pretty much just walked off

 
ive only been in a couple actual fist fights

we used to do helmets and gloves matches in the lockerroom for lacrosse, those are so much fun because everyone just goes nuts

ive been in 2 bench clearing brawls in actual lacrosse games, those were intense because people from the stands actually came onto the field and fans started brawling each other...it was so much fun

we went down to long island one year and we were the only upstate team in a tournament with all long island teams, and all the other teams were trying to be dicks and shit and hardasses, but we kept killing all the other teams and we made it to the championship, and in the championship game the team we were playing tried to get real dirty and they were making all these cheap shots...so this one time one of my buddies had the ball at midfield and passed it off, and when the ref looked away a kid on the other team just like whaled on my buddies shin and that kills like crazy, so my buddy like put the kid in a choke hold with his stick and threw him to the ground and ended up snapping his shaft in half from doing it, and the benches cleared and i just turned to the guy who was guarding me and just started swinging...it was one of the craziest times of my life

parents from each teams were going at it, parents watching the other game that was going on next to us came over and jumped in, even the players from the game that was going on next to us stopped playing and started fighting each other haha it was nuts

well needless to say the game was cancelled right then and there and we got kicked out of the tournament and they told us to leave ASAP or else they would call the cops

but yea lacrosse fights are pretty intense

 
I got jumped in 8th grade by two 6th and two 7th graders. So 4 v 1. I kicked the shit out of them, but this one big fat kid came and try to jump in I went to sock him in the stomach and he clenched up and farted. That stopped the fight right there, I was laughing my ass off and couldnt go on. And everyone who was watching just broke out. I feel really bad for that kid, that must have been humiliating.

 
i saw one lax fight on tv in an mll game and ryan and cassey powell teamed up on a d man and then the whole team got in it and they broke like all of the billboards at the end of the field when they were fighting, it was crazy

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wow...you must be very strong...congratulations

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

 
My lacrosse fight was when I played defense. I had 3 broken ribs and refused to wear rib-pads. My goalie asked how my ribs were doing, attackman heard, and butt ended me in the ribs. So I kicked his ass.

open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
 
a kid i knew was killed on june 10th from a fight over a marijuana pipe. it wasnt really much of a fight, cheap shot to the face, hit his head on the concrete and is now dead. fighting isnt cool even though everybody thinks it is.

 
i got in a fight at a ski race like 3 years ago i kinda got my ass beat i felt stupid

NUFF SAID

-winn

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too true...

a kid got gang beaten to death after grad afew years ago from my school, because he legitimatly kicked some kids ass in a 1 on 1 fight.

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OH SHIT I JUST REMEMBERED

alright i was at the mall and i was wearing red and this gangsta black guy comes up to me and says 'why you wearing red?' and i said 'cause i'm a blood nigga!' and he says 'fuck you i'm a crip' so i said 'okay lets fight' and i threw the biggest first punch ever and knocked his ass out.

 
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