have kids or dogs?

DENALI44

DENALI44

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which you reckon you will want when you get older?

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i think my kids would look like shit if i had some with my current gf, so ill either have to get a new one or get neutered in a couple months

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I think I already made my Decision.

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

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puppies are sooo cute.

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Im never having kids (I feel very firmly about this). Ill be perfectly content with a couple dogs.

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Thats what I said

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
well i think i might have kids. but i like dogs to.

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well i think i might have kids. but i like dogs to.

FIGHT THE POWDER,SAVE THE WHALES,SMILES ARE FREE,AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS BEAUTIFUL-KEEP IT REAL

 
Kids are awesome! I'm definitely having kids AND dogs.

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''Skiing's unique from other sports. I think the biggest thing that I like most about it is that you're doin' it for yourself... You're not out on a team, you know. You can add your own style to any aspect of it, and you can ski things how you want... You can move at your own pace... And, you just, you have a lot of time sort of to yourself to be skiin', and that's... That's a lot of fun.''

-CR Johnson
 
i might have kids.. but im DEFINITLY having dogs!

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neither kids and dogs are fucking disgusting little varmits. Now I might get a cat with some rocket launchers on it

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cats are way better. im going to have big cats.

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kids and a dog and the fattest most beefy beast of a cat i can find. imagine a porked up cat that weighs like 40+ pounds waddling around the house that would be awesom!

i thought this thread was called 'Garfield and Skiing' i must say i am disappointed

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I'd feel more weird trying to sell dogs for sex than I would kids.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
i would have to say how old are you if your on newschoolers chanced are i would say dog then again i kinda feel bad for the dog

Thats what she said
 
i have a dog (more like a dog and a half) and i'll probably get another one at some time.....and i really hope i never have kids - my friends can have all the kids they want but i'll stick to dogs

-Strode

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KIDZ YO! i harsh wanna rock out wiff a coupple of lill cjizzles kickin around yo. and mabe a bitch cj cus thad be dope, i always wanna scare tha shit outta a possible boyfreinds.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

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Benjamin Franklin.
 
i hate children...im never having them. i am going to have a pet goat though. and maybe a pet duck.

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So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

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i dont think i ever wanna have a kid, but adoption would be a possibility, cus if theres allready extra why make more?

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Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
yeah kids blow. i'm going to retire early and have a dog and a cat. i could see my sister having 10 kids. lol. i'll just be the cool aunt who gives them a ton of sugar then sends them home. hehe.

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I have some kids on the auction block if anyone is interested. Three different models to choose from. The two oldest(7 and 5) are potty trained, brush their teeth(upon request only), play well with other children and leave small messes behind to help provide the 'I'm a good parent' feeling. They have a solid educational foundation already established so that should be a smooth transition. They are the perfect hassel free children in which to start a loving family. Our youngest model has only two years of service behind it, so more love and care will be needed, with additional attention usually late at night as well. The younger model also requires daily cleaning as well as feces and urine cleaning done as needed throughout the day. Does eat solid foods. The younger model provides a more hands on approach and is for only the most serious of clients. All three models are female, so you young moms who want a pretty little girl to dress up for easter better act quick, kids this good don't hang around long. Willing to accept heliski trips in trade.

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dogs. you only get a slap on the wrist if you get caught fucking your dog. Those child welfare guys are real hard-ons.

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