Judy: "Can you spell it for me?"
Your mom: "B-R-O-O-K-L-Y-N-N."
Judy: "ALL RIGHT, BROOKLYNN! That's where I was born."
*Audience makes a quick aha/common noise*
Black guy: "Me too."
LOL
For that reason alone, and being on judge Judy, you should be posting this all up in the street cred thread.