.frenchy Active member Nov 27, 2011 #6 He takes immense explosions of period blood to the face, yes, you are correct.
eljusto. Active member Nov 27, 2011 #7 you caught me, I like to tap men on the back of the penis until they cum on my face.
.AR6rider. Active member Nov 27, 2011 #9 I don't think I've used a glass bottle of ketchup in like 10 years, but yes, that did used to happen a lot.
I don't think I've used a glass bottle of ketchup in like 10 years, but yes, that did used to happen a lot.
Deluge Active member Nov 27, 2011 #11 holy shit i used one of those today and it gave me a shit ton of ketchup after shaking it like 10 times
holy shit i used one of those today and it gave me a shit ton of ketchup after shaking it like 10 times
1337 Active member Staff member Nov 27, 2011 #15 whenever I'm at a diner, yes, it does happen quite frequently
chuck_testa Active member Nov 27, 2011 #18 yeah my ketchup bottles tend to ejaculate all the time. its really messy
Anathema Active member Nov 27, 2011 #20 this is what you do take a fork, flip it around, dip the back end in bottle, scoop out ketchup, win.