Has NS gotten you laid?

13670721:Fred_Bear said:
Cool story bro. Tell it again?
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Don't disrespect Dennis you low life side snack eating over weight, chronically obese, karma driven bear !!!!!!
 
13670853:Connor_Sullivan said:
Theres a bunch of smokes that swim where I work, I prominently display My NS and Ski The East sticker on my water bottle overtime someone comes in with a mountain sticker on theirs... maybe it'll help me out
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Yeah, forget about talking to them, just keep showing off your stickers and I'm sure it'll happen eventually
 
13671357:erikK said:
Yeah, forget about talking to them, just keep showing off your stickers and I'm sure it'll happen eventually
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Obviously I'm not relying on a 30 cent sticker on an 8 dollar water bottle to get with someone
 
13670919:cydwhit said:
*to girl on chairlift* "Hello, my name is Cydwhit, you may know me because I used to have a purple name on NS. I was lurking in Lady Gabber and saw that you were recently single...."
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Fucking right!

It is a goal of every pink name to "taste the rainbow," if you will, by hooking up with each color name. And since you have been three colors, you'd help a girl kill three birds with one stone so I don't see why any pink name would say no... if we're being honest.
 
13671881:FunkMasterLex said:
when u dont get laid cuz all you got is a chubz
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When the majority of the women on ns are beat as fuck and u dont rely on an online ski forum to get pussy
 
13671990:Chubz. said:
When the majority of the women on ns are beat as fuck and u dont rely on an online ski forum to get pussy
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hahahah, holy fuck. This is the biggest fuckboy thing ever. No girls on NS think you're fuckable so you just insult them by calling them "beat as fuck". Have you looked at the caliber of woman on NS, they're pretty hot.

You just can't get your dick wet, because no girl wants to fuck a dude with tits bigger than hers.
 
13671995:Abu-Baghdadi said:
hahahah, holy fuck. This is the biggest fuckboy thing ever. No girls on NS think you're fuckable so you just insult them by calling them "beat as fuck". Have you looked at the caliber of woman on NS, they're pretty hot.

You just can't get your dick wet, because no girl wants to fuck a dude with tits bigger than hers.
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Actually, compared to the girls ive had sex with and have dated. Theyre not. At all. Are there hot girls on here? Yea. And i could care less what girls on a FUCKING SKI FORUM think about me. I could give a fuck what any of the people on here think about me. But yeah dude keep the insults comin theyre hilarious and original
 
13671999:Chubz. said:
Actually, compared to the girls ive had sex with and have dated. Theyre not. At all. Are there hot girls on here? Yea. And i could care less what girls on a FUCKING SKI FORUM think about me. I could give a fuck what any of the people on here think about me. But yeah dude keep the insults comin theyre hilarious and original
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Don't be gettin all mad, u brought it on yourself by claiming ur chub
 
13672015:Chubz. said:
Lol who r u again
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Whoa bud, settle down. All this stress will raise your chances of developing breast cancer at a younger age. You should go get your titties checked out.
 
13671999:Chubz. said:
Actually, compared to the girls ive had sex with and have dated. Theyre not. At all. Are there hot girls on here? Yea. And i could care less what girls on a FUCKING SKI FORUM think about me. I could give a fuck what any of the people on here think about me. But yeah dude keep the insults comin theyre hilarious and original
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Mate, the only tit you've ever seen is your mums. And that chick who used you as a rebound and to make her ex jealous. Face it, you're beat as fuck
 
13672102:Abu-Baghdadi said:
Mate, the only tit you've ever seen is your mums. And that chick who used you as a rebound and to make her ex jealous. Face it, you're beat as fuck
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What the fuck are you even talking about? 😂😂😂😂
 
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