Jokes about buttsex are funny no matter the age. Don't even try to deny it, Officer Karma.
A few reasons why I, personally wear FD:
1. They fit very very very baggy, which I like
2. I got mine for cheap, so when I tear them apart on Snowflex I don't feel bad (And yes, EVERY outerwear brand gets torn apart)
3. The vents of them work quite well for the humid days.
Good enough for you, ol' boy?