Has anything like this ever happened to you?

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bappelabb

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So, I was out last night getting rather shit-faced with a bunch of people. Nothing in particular was being celebrated other than we were just gonna have a good time and see where that could take us. I am getting more and more intoxicated by the hour and all of a sudden, as most of you are probably able ro relate to, I get to the point where everything is super fun and I dont really give a shit about anything.

Next morning (today) I woke up with the usual heavy head, thinking to myself that last night was fucking awesome even though im badly hungover ! Then, I start thinking about all the shit that went down, and I come to the conclusion that I am only able to remember some parts of what happened. How I got home and what happened from there is an unsolvable mystery to me. I make my way to the kitchen, where I have to pass through the living room first. Right next to the living room is the bathroom. As soon as I step into the living room I notice how bad it just rieks of piss, like a public urinal or something. I look to my right, and notice that one of the sofa-chairs is completely drenched.

Slowly, I start putting the pieces together and realize that when I got in last night, I must have mistaken the living room for the bathroom. And from there, I have also mistaken the sofa-chair for the toilet, since I, drunk as fuck, pissed all over it thinking it was a toilet.

Has anything like this ever occured to any of you, since I find it hard to comprehend how des-orientated I have been in my own home.
 
really? I guess i am unique then. just kiddin. Well I was just wondering whether anyone has had a similar experience, since I dont understand why the fuck I couldent find way round in my own house. Off course I was drunk as a sailor, but still, I would have counted on being able to do such a simple task.
 
i remember one time i pissed down my staircase to see how far i could get it. wasn't fun cleaning up the next day..... not quite as bad as your sofa though!!! lmao!!
 
the same thing happened to me, I was out at this party in SLC with my own 750 of maker's mark that I was drinking to my dome (this is where the problem started), and I walked back to my friends house to pass out on his couch and I don't remember any of this but apparently I woke up from the couch walked into my friends bedroom and started to piss on his computer chair, thinking it was a toilet, luckily that kid wasnt there but my other friend and his roommate saw me and was just like dude you pissed on his chair you should probably go before he comes back or else theres gonna be a huge fight when he gets back, so i walked home and passed out, the funny thing was when he got home he was wasted and he was so pissed he walked all the way to my house (30 min walk) and started banging on my apartment door because he wanted to fight me, luckily i was still so drunk i never even woke up but it was funny to hear the next day that he walked all the way to my house and back to his house
 
unrelated to the drinking aspect of this, but when i was in second grade i mistakingly pissed on my beloved trapper-keeper. it was out in our front hallway by the door and my parents heard me pissing on it from their bedroom upstairs. it was like 3 in the morning and i somehow managed to walk past the bathroom and into the hall to find it. i wasn't the happiest camper the next morning when i found out i pissed all over the best trapper keeper ever! god those things were dumb.
 
my brother pisses on everything when hes drunk. one night he hit his laptop, xbox controller and all his schools work. and my new pillows also. and ive pissed the bed when im hammered but who hasnt.
 
Closest i've come is pissing in the sink cuz i got lost in my own bathroom thinking it was the downstairs bathroom. (The bathroom light was on a timer and turned off soon after i closed the door.) I was in that bathroom for like 10 mins feeling the wrong wall for the door/lightswitch.
 
When my brother was like 5 or 6 he was sleepwalking, turned the wrong way and peed down the stairs instead of going into the bathroom.
 
Haha I just get this image of your brother, piss drunk, pissing all over the place going from side to side. (no homo)
 
I pissed all over this plant I have in the corner of my bedroom two nights ago. Reeks of piss in my room now =/.
 
at my old roommates graduation party i got really shithouse and went to bed on a couch in his parents living room. i woke up in the middle of the night and walked across the room and peed on another couch. while somje of my friends watched
 
a couple years ago i was at this grad party. i guess i got up in the middle of the night and people were still awake. i guess i forgot to pull down the zipper because i came out with a huge spot on my pants. they told me i pissed myself and i guess i kept saying "no i'ts water, i put water on there because i thought it would be funny"
 
Once upon a time... the guy i was kinda seeing got super drunk so I took him home to take care of him and fell asleep on his bed with all my clothes on. I woke up freezing cold and wet (it was probably 40 degrees in their house). He had wet the bed while I was in it. I had to walk home in the morning in 20 degree weather in wet pee covered jeans...... so not cool.
 
this shit happens to me all the time.. including last night..

i'll be out at a party or whatever.. be real crunk, and consider sleeping out, but drive home instead.. go straight to bed as soon as I get home, usually with most of my clothes on.. sometimes including sneakers.. then wake up to pitch black at like 4 am and have to piss like a motherfucker.. but have no idea where I am.. then realize that i'm in my bed and be soo stoked cause I love my bed versus the floor of a random party.
 
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