Has anything besides being sick made you puke?

When I was little, my mom told me that I had to eat zucchini before I could leave the table. I ate it and vomited all over the table. I was never forced to eat anything again.
 
excessive amounts of drugs

and ironically pepto bismol. I was feeling kinda sick and right before i was going to go out with friends i had some just in case, just as it hit my stomach i puked
 
reading "guts", then dissecting a rat in bio. didn't quite get me there, but I was excused from class and went for a nap
 
Fuckin bashing me for being in the navy? on what grounds and for what purpose? 5 mile run in formation at 6 in the morning when its already 90 degrees out, mid summer, 100% humidity. Not many of you motherfuckers could do that shit. And i'm 6'0'' 225 and i beast the runs. Sometimes just gotta fall out, puke and catch back up. A lot of you motherfuckers wouldn't understand cause you sit on the couch all day smoking pot. I wish I could do that but I have to support myself somehow.

5 mile runs preparing for this deployment then the desert next year, something to be fucking proud of. While a lot of you sit around the house with a fucking thumb your ass.
 
i found an ancient beer pong cup in my friends nasty ass basement. it had like 4 inches of mold in the cup. i was pretty hammered and decided it was a good idea to smell the cup. well i puked all over the place because it had such a pungent smell.
 
yup opening day at mad river glen this year, 2 feet of pow, so patheticaly out of shape and hung over, puked in the lot at end of day from pure exhaustion! also, smelled a fart so bad once i projectiled! devastating! :)
 
Copious amounts of alcohol

I almost puked from hookah once because it fucked my stomach up bad but I just burped for like 30 minutes.
 
any sort of nasty cut or tons of blood.

my sister was getting stitches once and just watching them clean the cut. made me pass out then puke twice.
 
Go to McD's order a custom sandwich called the Quadruple McStacker, tell them to throw an extra meat on and Triple for an extra buck. Eat that and your gonna puke.
 
I think my first time was when we did 5x20min at a 22 stroke rate at 20 min split best minus 3. We later were told that the workout was impossible unless you suck the mad wang (actual words not used.)
 
ive been see sick once, and only once have i had such a bad hangover i threw up the next day after eating some raspberries.
 
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