Has anyone seen this website?

my first conversation:
Stranger: Prepare for troubleYou: sounds interestingYou: what's the troubleStranger: omgStranger: you should sayStranger: and make it doubleStranger: watch pokemanz
 
Stranger: Hi. I'm male, from Brazil. What about you?

You: hey there, male from the U.S. how's it going?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

haha didn't like the US i guess.

 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: whats the code word

Stranger: asl?

You: 63 f chad

You: asl?

Stranger: 189 m afganistan

You: not funny

Stranger: 63 f chad

Stranger: whats that?

You: im 63 years old, female, and from chad africa

Stranger: Really?

You: yes

Stranger: I don't believe you

You: why do you ask?

You: if you dont believe me ill just go find someone who actually cares

Stranger: if u're 63 then u have important stuffs to do

You: im retired

You: i work at home for NS part time

Stranger: sorry then

You: its ok

You: whats your real asl?\

Stranger: i apolozize

Stranger: its 19 m nepal

You: call me when yur 21 ;)

Stranger: why?

Stranger: r u there?

You: im in chad

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: then?

Stranger: why shud I call u?

You: we can phone fuck

Stranger: milf?

You: gilf....

Stranger: give me ur facebook

You: my names **** *****

Stranger: give me the link

You: haahahahaha

im sorry but your a freak. ive been fucking with you this whole time!

even considering a gilf from chad is FUCKED. get friends. NS FTW

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Stranger: fuckYou: language!Stranger: shitYou: betterStranger: hahaStranger: cuntYou: fartStranger: jewStranger: jerkStranger: fuckerStranger: shit dickYou: why the hate?You: cant we all be friendsStranger: hahaYou: anonomously of courseStranger: asl?You: 63 f chadStranger: ooo i seeStranger: 18 male njYou: oh, jersey shoreYou: are you a guido?Stranger: kinda '
 
Stranger: heyYou: bonjourStranger: aslYou: 22 m franceYou: mange ma merdeStranger: 16 m wvYou: i heard wv is the lamest state in the usStranger: france is going to be bomedStranger: hahahahaYou: well at least we can spell bombed correctlyYou: and its not even my first languageStranger: i dont care you can go to hellYou: go mine some coal or fuck your cousing=You: cousin*Stranger: well at least i can spell cousinYou: well at least i corrected myselfStranger: fuck you
 
Stranger: Horny?

You: nigga

You: a

You: yes very

Stranger: Female?

You: ya

Stranger: Mmmm good, I need a sexy girl to cyber with

You: nice

You: lets do it

Stranger: Ok you start

You: i slowly take off my shirt

You: you help

Stranger: I rub your tits in your bra for you, then take it off and begin to unzip my pants.

Stranger: I ask you to take out my dick for me

You: i see your giant dick

You: and rub iit

Stranger: Lick it for me baby

You: i suck it furiously

Stranger: Mmmmm I grab your head to push my cock in deeper as you suck

You: its in the back of my throat

You: oh shit im gonna throw up

You: i throw up all over your cock

You: my mom comes in

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fucking asshole, i had a 3 or 4 page thread a month ago, Searchbar and bump old thread. I will bump it now. Let the thread die.

I also had a cult too.
 
sooo. i win:

You: i....just shat

Stranger: yeeeeeah cmon

Stranger: aaagh baby yes yes

You: you like my shit?

You: can i rub it on you?

Stranger: yeeeeeeeah my god

Stranger: ooooooooooo

Stranger: aaaaaaaah

other good quotes:

Stranger: feeel the pain of 9.5 inch baby

Stranger: aaaaaaa my dick is ot of control

 
I start all of mine with newschoolers?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: newschoolers?

Stranger: hey

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You: newschoolers?

Stranger: hi

You: hi.

Stranger: from?

You: jersey

You: the new one

Stranger: cool

Stranger: m/f/

Stranger: ?

You: f

You: do you ski????

Stranger: no now :)

You: why not

You: that's stupid

You: you're stupid

You: this is stupid

You have disconnected.

what the hell was no now :0 supposed to mean? Not now maybe?

 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 19/male/horny

You: yeee yeee yeee

You: 21/male/horny

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Stranger: hry

Stranger: hey

You: hii

Stranger: what is up?

Stranger: m/f

You: uhm just waisting my day. F

Stranger: lol

Stranger: i am waisting my day also

Stranger: i think everyone is when they are on her

Stranger: here

Stranger: oh i am male

You: ya, it can be entertaining

Stranger: ya

Stranger: lol

You: hey did you hear about the chads gap?

Stranger: the what?

You: chads gap

You: they blew it up

Stranger: what is it thoiugh

You: Some crazy gap of some sorts

You: ithink you can get to it from the bottom of alta

You: well that is of coarse....

You: if you bring your robe and wizards hat.

Stranger: oh

Stranger: i gtg

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: m or f

You: f

Stranger: age?

You: 22

Stranger: from?

You: wa

You: seattle

Stranger: whats your cup size? plz dont disconnect

You: what?

Stranger: your bra size

You: c

Stranger: nice

You: where are you from

Stranger: have you ever been tittyfucked?

Stranger: sweden

You: yes

You: and theres no pleasure that comes from it

Stranger: where did he cum?

You: :O

You: inside me

Stranger: have you been in a threesome?

You: not yet ;)

Stranger: do you want to be gangbanged?

You: absolutely

You: i would love do be degraded by 6 men

Stranger: where is your favorite spot on getting cum?

You: mouth

 
Stranger: and are bit horny?Stranger: huumStranger: what would you like to do? :DYou: cyber?Stranger: oh.. could i have a pic of you? its easier hahaha ;]You: easier to do what?You: let's just startStranger: ah.. please, let me see :DStranger: so i can cyber with.. hahah *-*You: I put on my robe and wizard hat, and cast a level 12 cock of the infiniteYou: you explode immediatlyYou: oooh, this is getting hotYour conversational partner has disconnected.
 
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Stranger: im looking for a hot girl with msn? :)

You: i'm a hairy man with a clothes hanger

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but the grossest thing about it is that he was probably yanking it to me.

ive now been entertaining myself for a while now with this, its like a bunch of sick fucks on there.
 
Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.Stranger: OhhhhhhhkayYou: What is your name?Stranger: AudreyYou: What is your quest?Stranger: My quest?You: Yes, what is your quesT?Stranger: Hmph..Stranger: To travel the world? :DYou: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?You: ?Stranger: The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles per hourStranger: ..lolYou: Fail, your suppose to ask African or European. However very nice.Stranger: EFFFFYou: Clearly you have never seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail....Stranger: NoYou: FialStranger: Well I googled the question =XYou: FailStranger: SorryStranger: SorryYou: A for effertStranger: ThanksYou: E for answerStranger: GahYou: Failed.Stranger: =(Stranger: I triedYou: kthxbaiYou have disconnected.
 
i loled

Stranger: 17/M/Germany are you female?

You: yes

You: 14 years old

You: china

Stranger: oh you are to young for my quetion

Stranger: to young for my question

You: what is it?

Stranger: what is big dick size in china?

You: ew dicks

Stranger: you do not like dicks?

You: no im 14

Stranger: would 30cm be a big dick size there

You: i dont know

You: im a girl

Stranger: i have a 30cm dick

You: bullshit

Stranger: no true

You: nope, calling bullshit thats definately not try thats basically as long as my forearm your a homo NS FTW!!

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Stranger: hey there

You: f 17 us

You: you?

Stranger: 15.m.us

You: your young

Stranger: not that young

You: i guess

Stranger: what brings you here?

You: boredom

You: you?

Stranger: same

Stranger: you gotta myspace or facebook?

You: how do you get to chads gap from alta?

Stranger: wtf?

You: NS FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! N00B!!!!11111ONE

 
Weird ass website...

You: get a life and make some friends so u dont need to talk to strangers

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shameless bump was bored so checked it out:
this was a gem:
Stranger: purple pussy?You: yes please!Stranger: omg i love themYou: i like muchStranger: saaaaaaaameYou: sammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeStranger: yepStranger: purple puss everyday all dayYou: what is purple pussy?Stranger: a pussy thats purpleYou: ohhh like a cat?You: a purple cat?Stranger: like a vaginaYou: a cat that is purple?Stranger: no a VAGINAYou: a cat that is purple in colour?Stranger: kbye
 
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Stranger: i

sit in the plane enroute to male. i look across the aisle and see a

handsome man sitting there (that would be you) the plane is quite empty

and i ask the flight attendant if i could move seats. she allowed me

and i come sit next to you... (now its your turn)

You: i put on my robe and wizard hat........

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ololololololol

 
the kid down the hall from me in my dorm is the creator of this site and he is always on it...he can look at any conversation he wants at anytime...he's mad weird and doesnt talk to anybody...its fuckin wackkkk
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Kat – Hi, I’m Kat.

Eric the Aviator – Hi.

Kat - Wanna cyber?

Eric the Aviator – Do I want a cyber?

Kat – Yeah.

Eric the Aviator – What’s that then?

Eric the Aviator – Is it an alcoholic drink, like a cider?

Kat - No cyber, you know, talk dirty.

Eric the Aviator – OK

Kat - Oooh I’m so horny baby, real horny.

Kat - I’m just lying here in a really short skirt and bra, it’s so hot…

Kat – Are you horny Eric?

Kat - Are you there?

Eric the Aviator – Yes.

Kat - What are you doing?

Eric the Aviator - I’m talking dirty, as per your suggestion.

Kat - Go on then.

Eric the Aviator - I am already. If you wanted my to type dirty you should have said so. You need to be more specific. I can’t stand inaccuracy, especially when this internet connection is by the minute.

Kat - OK, shall we type dirty?

Eric the Aviator - OK.

Kat - What do you look like? I’m 18, blonde, with 34F breasts and a shaven pussy.

Eric the Aviator - You actually have a bald cat? How does it survive through the winter months?

Kat - Oh, for Christ’s sake, do you want to do this or not?

Eric the Aviator - What?

Kat - Have a dirty MSN chat with me?

Eric the Aviator - OK, but I find it difficult to type and masturbate at the same time. Much like the pilot whilst hovering above the ground needs both hands to steady the pitch and yaw of the aircraft.

Kat - Hhhhmmmnn, are you a pilot then Eric? Mmmm, like in Top Gun, that turns me on…

Eric the Aviator - No, I’m actually an accountant. But aviation is an interest of mine.

Kat - Can you pretend to be a pilot for me? That’d really turn me on Eric; I’m getting wet just thinking about you in that uniform.

Eric the Aviator - OK, We’re in the cockpit of a McDonnell Douglas F-4 Phantom II, a two-seat supersonic long-range all-weather fighter-bomber first produced for the U.S. Navy. The Phantom flew in U.S. service from 1960 to 1996; it also served with the armed forces of eleven other nations. As of 2001, more than 1,000 F-4s remained in service around the world.

Kat - Ooooh, Eric, are you going to take me to heaven and back?

Eric the Aviator - The McDonnell Douglas F4 has a realistic envelope limit of 45,000ft. I doubt heaven will be achievable.

Kat - I always wanted to make love to a pilot. I’m touching my breasts Eric, let’s take to the skies…

Kat - Eric?

Eric the Aviator - Sorry, I’m just carrying out the pre-flight checks. There appears to be a slight leak from the rudder yaw sensors, I’m going to phone maintainance to check the situation. BRB.

Kat - FFS!

Eric the Aviator - …OK, maintainance have confirmed all is well, I’m taxi-ing out to the runway.

Kat - Oh, Eric, I’ve never been in a fighter before. My trousers are getting wet through.

Eric the Aviator - It’s a G-Suit, not trousers.

Kat - My G-Suit is getting soaked.

Kat - Eric?

Kat - Eric?

Eric the Aviator - Apologies, I was just breaking off to masturbate. If you recall, I find masturbating and typing difficult. I realised I’ve never been in an F4 before. I haven’t been this hard since I saw a harrier hovering at Farnborough.

Kat - Oooh Eric, I’m reaching round and unbuttoning your suit…

Eric the Aviator - I am elevating flaps to 40 degrees, engines to full power.

Kat - I’m opening my flaps too Eric.

Eric the Aviator - You can not reach the controls from there. We are accelerating down the runway, and begin to liftoff. A wing is a surface used to produce an aerodynamic force normal to the direction of motion by travelling in air or another gaseous medium, facilitating flight. It is a specific form of airfoil.

Kat - Oh Eric we’re flying… Take me! Take me supersonic.

Eric the Aviator - Kat, we have just taken off from Halton in Buckinghamshire. It will be at least on hour before supersonic flight is achievable.

Kat - This is rubbish.

Eric the Aviator - I am afraid I can not flout CAA regulations simply because you wish to have intercourse with me in the cockpit of my aircraft.

Kat - Can we pretend?

Eric the Aviator - OK, but I’d like to keep an element of realism.

Kat - OK, I’m climbing around to your seat to straddle you. I’m looking straight into your eyes.

Eric the Aviator - Jesus woman! This is some of the most crowded airspace in europe. Do you not recall the British European Airways Flight 548, a Hawker-Siddeley Trident 1B operated by British European Airways (BEA), crashed two minutes after takeoff from Heathrow Airport, killing all 118 passengers and crew on board. The crash occurred close to the town of Staines in Surrey, United Kingdom, and was until the Lockerbie disaster of 1988 the worst air accident to have occurred on British soil.

Kat – Eric, this isn’t sexy, come on!

Eric the Aviator - I burn thrusters to full reheat ripping through the clouds and out into the blinding sunshine.

Kat - Eric, I always wanted to a pilot! I’m unbuttoning your G-Suit.

Eric the Aviator - They zip, not button.

Kat - I’m unbuttoning your G-Suit, I can feel your hard cock pressing against my pussy…

Eric the Aviator - Under CAA regulation 14323 pets are not allowed in the cockpit of military aircraft.

Kat - I expose my breasts and stroke my nipples softly over your mouth…

Eric the Aviator - I head east out of the North Sea, ripping towards the rising sun.

Kat - I’m touching you now, I can feel your huge dick in my hands, oh Eric, does that feel sexy.

Eric the Aviator - Trimming flaps to 10 degrees I cruise at mach 1.5. I can see the sun shimmering off the ocean below. I knew it was the right decision to be a pilot and not an accountant. If I were an accountant I’d just be sat in my office dreaming of being a pilot, but not here, oh no. I’ve made something of my life. This Dublin boy’s the toast of his community back home, not like his accountant brother.

Kat - Eric, for s sake! Do you want to cyber or not? This isn’t turning me on.

Eric the Aviator - I fly back to base and next I fly The Fairchild-Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II, a single-seat, twin-engine jet aircraft designed to provide close air support (CAS) of ground forces by attacking tanks, armored vehicles, and other ground targets.

Kat - Single seat? Oh off you aviation geek.

Kat - /Kat leaves the room.

Eric the Aviator - No, wait. I’m really hard now. Wait. One experimental two-seat version was built. The Night Adverse Weather aircraft was developed by Fairchild from an A-10 prototype for consideration by the USAF. It included a second seat for a weapons officer responsible for ECM, navigation, and target acquisition.

Eric the Aviator - I swoop through the Vietnam jungle strafing gunfire left and right, the shells spearing left and right in a manner not unlike that of double entry book keeping. I’m flying an A10, Arrgh, SAM lock on!

Eric the Aviator – Kat, fire electronic counter measures, I’m, I’m gonna blow….

 
Stranger: hello

You: sup

Stranger: male?

You: yeah

Stranger: how old?

You: 20

You: you

Stranger: perfect

Stranger: im a girl. but i have a question

You: go ahead

Stranger: yes so i am 16 years old and i have never hooked up with anyone

Stranger: is that weird

Stranger: hooked up meaning kissed/made out with

You: nah its not that bad. you should practice with a dog or something though to warm you up and not look like a fool the first time

Stranger: i don't make out with dogs

You: you should

You: its sweet

Stranger: i made out with a dog once. don't do it. its not worth it

Stranger: you look like a little canary

Stranger: in skinny jeans

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lol
 
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