Has anyone here joined any online hook up sites?

So I was patiently waiting for a season of walking dead to load. Then this pop up appears with a woman on webcam hot as fuck. She tries talking to me then I finally respond. Trying to see if it is a bot or something. Well long story short, I made an account got my picture up and got her address to go to and phone number and she really wants to fuck apparently.

I am just wondering how legit these are? Should this be a no go? So tempting.
 
this is your hot girl

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I just called her and its a woman for sure. They all seem super skanky on this site. I say fuck it and give it a shot and see how it goes. Hopefully this works and i don't fall into a stupid trap.
 
Dad, how did you meet mom?

Well, I was perusing the internet when a popup advertising your mother naked caught my attention. The rest is history...

That's if this turned out "happily" ever after. (which it won't)
 
theyre all crazy. think about it. no hot girl in her right mind has to resort to online dating to find a man. there's something seriously wrong with girls that do, and its only a matter of time before you find out what that issue is.
 
this is the truth right here.

but i say go for it because i feel like everybody has wondered if there is any truth to those and you can let us know. just maybe if youre not to awkward about it have a friend nearby you can call in case things get dangerous. seriously.
 
on a serious note, i have a homie who pulls in madd bitches from Plenty Of Fish, most are CRAY but they are hott as fuck, so can you deal with a cray hottie?
 
Before you leave, tell a relative to post your obituary in this thread so we can confirm that you were indeed raped and killed.
 
potentially, maybe the chick is crazy and she has a collection of penises in her basement, and she cuts them all with a rusty knife while working him over so it will hurt less.
 
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