Has anyone here ever been to jail?

Long story, but these were the charges

Autotheft, criminal trespass, defiant trespass (felony), burglary (felony, underage, and corruption of minors

They all got dropped though.

The second time ended up just being a misdemeanor. Don't go on a scavenger hunt with a carload of friends
 
been to jail, but not as a prisoner

interesting experience

all the inmates there were drugged up, basically a bunch of zombies
 


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Alrighty then. I really wish it were as BA as the charges were, buuuuut, what are you gonna do.

So one of my friends from HS, Victor, had moved out of his house and had been staying with this guy Zach. Zach lives in the nicest house in the most wealthy development in the area, gated in estate kind of deal. Zach's family dipped out to Aspen, so Victor needed a place to stay and he crashed at my house with my family for the weekend. Zach told Victor he could use his car while he was gone.

Now, Zach's house is usually home to a lot of parties. Like...drug his mom and throw a rager kind of parties. But that didn't happen. Victor said he wanted to throw a party so I was like alllright, fine. We throw party, and it went over perfectly fine. It was the next morning, when we went to help clean up, that everythign went to shit.

Told my mumsie where I was going, we hop in Zach's car, and head over to this kids house and picked up 2 people. They bring a gamecube. I've never really hung out with Victor's friends before, just heard that they were sketchy, but it didn't really cross my mind because we were just going to clean up. So we get to the house, Victor puts in the codes for the place, and we go inside and start cleaning. One other kid shows up, Drew, with a station wagon and i'm up to my elbows in dishes when this veeery angry lady with a dog came into the house and started tweaking out that we couldn't be there and she was goign to call the cops. So were like FUCK. Call up Zach, he tells us we need to GTFO, and can't take his car (defiant tresspass). So we all hop into Drew's wagon. Victor and I are the last two kids to get in the car, this kid Terrance is in the front seat, and we roll down the driveway. Woman's minivan is barracading the gate so we couldn't leave, and then 5 cop cars come screaming up the road sirens blaring.

Terrance freaked out. He'd stolen a few bottles of wine from the house (underage and burglary, right there) and threw them into the backseat, but there was nothing we could do about it at the time so we all get out of the car and proceed to try and talk to the cops. Everyone there had been arrested before, and the cops knew them by name. They walk around the car, see the stolen bottles, know we "broke in" and search and cuff all of us, put us in separate cop cars, and take us down to the station. Victor gets moved to the Allentown Prison under a $50,000 bail because he was driving the car, which Zach told his mom we didn't have permission to use (autotheft). Corruption of minors becuase there was a youngin' present.

Sparknotes: stupidity.
 
I did an over nighter for getting busted drinking/smoking in a park. It was pretty shitty but if I was able to get a little bit more drunk before hand it might have been pretty fun.
I got arrested for felony grand theft when I was 17 but they kept me in there office because I was a minor.
My buddy got sent to twin towers for a week, but he was in local holding with this AVS skin white power dude and when he got transferred he ended up in a cell with the same guy, so he sort of told the other skinheads that my buddy was cool and not to mess with him and he just layed low for a week hanging around those guys.
 
haha this reminds me of something. not a jail story but just a goofy little story.
i was chilling with two of my friends in my attic (my parents were away), and we order pizza from a local place. after chillin for a bit one of them decides it'd be funny to keep pretending to dial 911. after like 10 times, he actually hits the last digit (1) setting off a call to the cops. being young and stupid, i yelled at him but didn't pick up the phone when the cops called the house back after we hung up (dumbass move but we were just like oh shit!) well about 5 minutes later we're still talking about it when i look out the window and see a state trooper (which never come through my town) circling around the house, and we fucking run out the back door of the house and take a walk to avoid a confrontation with the cops, just like the little pussies that we were. well after about 15 minutes when we think the coast is clear we come back into the house, only to find a state trooper rummaging around in my house. we then proceed to approach him and he bitches out for calling the cops and not answering their return calls, saying that he had searched the entire house for a dead body with a gun ready. after getting our names reported, the next thing we learn is that during the time that we were on our walk, the pizza guy had showed up at the door and was fucking pissed that we weren't there, waited 15 minutes, and the cop was there in the house when the pizza guy came, so the cop and the pizza guy had went to my elderly grumpy neighbor who i guess had to pay the guy for the pizza on our behalf, and obviously he calls my parents. luckily my parents aren't able to make it to the scene but there are 3 kids, a state trooper, a pizza guy, and an angry old man all like what the fuck at my front door just because my friend decided to dial 911. really fuckin embarrassing when you're like 13 or whatever we were.
sparknotes: don't prank call the police!
 
I almost got fuckign pwned once.

Five of my friends and I had gotten new paintball guns, and we were eager to use them. Why wait three days to play at the paintball arena when we could rig a few matches at the playground down the street?

It was late (11-12 p.m.) and we knew there was going to be a downpour that night, so all the paintballs and everything would be washed away. Not to mention we had a spotter who was looking out for pedestrians or whatever, and would call of the match if he saw anyone. We thought we were geniuses, and had everything figured out.

Three matches in, we hear sirens off in the distance. Weird we think, so we call it off and start walking away.

Shortly thereafter, we realize the playground is surrounded by 5 silent cop cars. Then 2 more came blazing through the playground and we were detained at gunpoint. Fucked up shit when you're 15.

The good news (sorta) was my buddy had a bunch of weed on him, so instead of arresting all of us, they just booked his ass. They even let us keep our guns after writing down our names. JYEA!

 
The sad thing. Cops can beat the fuck out of an unconscious person and not even get fired. If you bump into them or tap them on the shoulder you can get assault and resisting arrest charges. The laws are fucking sweet these days
 
^ Calm the fuck down, it was good news (sorta), because my buddy made a deal with the cops, where he gave his dealers name and number (which he made up...he was the faking dealer) and they let him go home, with no record. They just pretty much took him for a ride in their cop car to scare the shit out of him.

So, in the end, we all got off with nothing.

Maybe if they hadn't found the bud, they would've gotten us in trouble for the pball guns...I doubt they would've let us go with nothing to show for their head officer.
 
your the idiot. youve been to jail for doing something dumb so im gonna automatically assume everything you say is meaningless, but anyway... they rehabilitate their criminals, so the reason they dont recommit crimes is because they dont want to, not because their scared shitless of going to jail and since no one thinks theyll get caught the criminals will just do it again. americans....
 
this new years, i was arrested at panorama for breaking into one of rks helicopters. it was all in the name of drunken fun, we wernt trying to steal it or anything. you guys are lucky, i have the video on facebook for you to enjoy. it should work, if not ill youtube it. you cant see much, just listen.

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=399765170267&subj=687140267

we got off scot free eventually, because we told the cops it was the resorts fault for leaving a heli unlocked 100 ft from the door of a bar on new years. they thought it was pretty funny actually.

 
went to a max A facility in upstate NY (clinty county, dannemora) for a tour. shit was raw, never want to go there. i hate writing out the stories but these were the folks i ran into/talked to there:
raped and murdered a seven year old girlkilled 6 people (serial killer...he was playing basketball with other inmates in the protective ward)hitman for hells angels (over 30 suspected killings, admits to none besides one accidental...i was looking through that guys cell on the tour and i turned around and he was in my face, the guard grabbed him...fuck)stabbed a man to death over a corner of territorykilled a guy when he ran after being robbedput 67 stitches down a kids face with a razor for beating him up at a frat party. (had priors)a guy who was getting out in less that 24 hours after doing 24 years. also a child molester who my friend asked questions to until he cried
i was there the day after a yard riot so there was blood in the sand.
also shyne was there when i was there (didnt see him but was in his cell block) he was in the same cell block tupac did his bid in. the guard had met tupac a few times...said he was kind of a bitch and didnt really ever leave his cell.
they also showed me a ton of confiscated items (weapons, drugs) it was fucked because i could tell one massive shiv was made from a toilet brush....saw the exact same handle when i went to take a piss.
ultimately one of the coolest things i have ever been through.
 
Arrested at Mt. Hood for the first time.... warnick tried to use one of my fake IDs that obviously looked nothing like him he got booted out, grabbed some booze off the shelf on the way, we wer both completely blackout no memory after that part.
apparently i stole the tip jar with $75 worth of ones, and dropped my wallet along the way with all my fakes and my real ID fucking retarded and it was all caught on camera.
so i was picked up 3 nights later and handcuffed (with a broken collarbone) and spent one of the most miserable nights of my life in Oregon Clackamas county Jail freezing cold collar bone excruciating pain lying there for 9 hours

two other times back home, but now im older and won't let it happen again. All 3 were related to getting blackout so....
 
I just remember warnicks crack baby tee with his doo rag BOOKING it with no shoes, dropping bottles all across the bridge with two HUGE bouncers running full speed after him...right back to the condo.

Crazy shit...
 
arrested; 3 felonys ( intent to sell, possession withing a school zone, and possession of paraphernalia within a school zone) and 2 misdemeanors ( possession, and possession of paraphernalia)

officer let my friend go with more weed than i had and decided to arrest me. (put his hand in his pocket, grabbed the sack and blunt, and decided that he would act like it wasn't there. walked over to me and arrested me.)

long story short, one night in holding, all charges dropped for a plea to simple possession, 6 month suspended jail sentence with a year of probation. august can come fast enough.
 
Real good story..obviously it was a stupid ass thing to do but plenty of people have drove drunk at least once so you shouldnt be getting hate
you learned your lesson and no one got hurt...its cool your comin out a better person after that happened by working out and being sober too
+k
 
1. driving with a suspended license

2. poss of mary juwanna!

3. probation violation

(three diff times)

You don't want to go to jail. I ate some canned corn there, and Im like sweet. This has to be edible. How does one fuck up canned corn?

Don't worry brosif, they fucked it up.

Everyone loves you in a non homo way if they know you are getting out soon so you can leave a blanket, and stamps.

 
Yeah you speak the truth. The sad part was it wasn't even a check-point. It was because there was a fatality and it is required for officers to stay for 4 hour after the time of the accident. I actually found out that officers intentionally prey on people coming through there to be drunk so they can get more money and stuff like that.
 
Haha. I love this video... because its exactly what would happen to somebody in my town, during high school years...
 
arrested and jail not very long bought half a day 8 hours of boring

kinda stupid but shooting a co2 bb pistol at acardealership busted out a few windows ans supposively almost hit a old lately i got attempted assault and destruction of real property 2 misdeamenors it sucked community service and about 600 in damages and 1000 in court costs lawyer and shit

moral of the story dont get arrested it cost too fucken much that and dont do dumb shit
 
How is that "terrible". Drunk drivers should be caught.

Why do some morons think drinking and driving is perfectly fine and get mad when they get in trouble for it?
 
arrested for being brown, AKA "possessing a weapon". got frisked and shit until the fat fuck realized i didnt have a gun. he let me go after
 
Been to jail but not prison. I stole a dingleberry road sign.

County jails smell like stale piss, vomit, and booze. I did however meet some black dude that proceeded to tell us his life story.
 
I've been arrested for possession of marijuana and put in a holding cell in the town jail for a couple hours but other than that no.

 
Reminds me of that criticism of the Dog Whisperer - that he makes the dogs calm, obedient, but unstable in the end. It probably gets easier to re-offend the more you do it. Don't do crime, just listen to it (rap).
 
seven months in jail and 2 months in the pen.

I was working there replacing the fire alarm, so I was inside every single cell, room and hiding place in the jail. If i ever end up there, I am fairly confident I could escape

the pen you cant talk to anyone, the jail you can talk to some of the inmates like kitchen workers, janitors, other people deemed low risk. The weirdest part was the sex crimes wing, child rapists and paedophiles, playground wankers and stuff like that. one prisoner that worked maintenance got out on a friday after a one year sentence, the following monday when i went back for work he was there again. One inmate recognized me from a reserve I was working on, He came up to me and was like broooo remember me? My whole crew thought that was pretty funny that inmates recognized me
 
Sketchiest night of my life

not arrested, just a claim.

this all happened in one night at a party:

went to king supers at 1 in the morning where some kids stole some prescription medicines,

kids doing weed and other shit,

we went egging, and we fit 13 people into a ford focus(4 infront with the driver, 6 in the back seat, and 2 hiding in the trunk while me and another kid sit with the trunk open wiht our legs hanging out(scariest thing ever))

after that, me and some others then tried to walk back walgreens to get some more toilet paper and eggs around 2( really stupid) and of course we run into a police car. a kid freaks out and trys to run for some reason. we have to talk to the cop and we say we had no time it actually was and he just tells us to go home.

AND to add to this

we were all 14

the driver this whole time just turned 16 and isnt even suppose to drive others yet

while we were egging, a guy came out and all 13 of us got into the get away car in seriously less than 10 seconds except for one kid who gets chased by the guy.

that night could have turned out really bad when i think about it
 
amazing.
trolling or not, i'm going to respond with my intended joke anyways.
you should have just ran off and let them pull over ghost car...
terrible joke...
should have not replyed...
 
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