has anyone ever landed on you?

yeah i have it on my camera but my camera is messed and there are this weird squiggly lines going through everything and i need to take it to someone to fix, cause i think one of the heads is messed

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
twice once i fucked up on a jump and crashed and some fuckin snowborder came over the jump just as i was about to get up and didn't have time to get up and he hit me rite in the back

the second time some guy went to hit the same jmp as me at the same time and i was infront so i didn't see him and but i saw him will i was spining and that fucked me over i crashed and he landed on my hand crushing it intio the not so existent ontario snow not very comfortable

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DON'T BE A RACER!

i'm a junkie and theres nothing u can do about it cuz i have blue hair
 
My buddy Sebas landed on a chinese tourist snowboarder sitting on the landing of a fourty foot table. He landed directly ontop of the guy, probably hit the guy before he touched down on the snow. They both went tumbling down the landing, the snowboarder tourist guy was fine somehow, but sebas was winded badly, and coughing up a little blood.

Another time, i hit a thirty five foot table, with a British tourist standing on it, i had to move my left leg and do a spread eagle so i wouldnt hit his head.

Goddam tourists....

 
i was on that icy slope next to the steamboat mogul course and this a-hole plowed me into the ground. damn tourists.

'kind of like semen covered breasts???'

-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.

 
yeah.... the droppin rule.. is goood. i only never use it when there is nobody aorudn and you need all the speed you can get.

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how the fuck did mexicans get money?

must be drug dealers

ski-hobo
 
i havent been landed on but i have been ran in to some jackass who doesnt no how to ski and stop comes adn trys to spray me but instead of sprayin me he ran right in to my back cuz i was sittin down it hurt alot

'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
 
me and my buds were pointin it down this groomer racing to the bottom, you know how it is, anyways my friend and me got to this nole and he pumped the nole and i jumped it realize we going about 30-40 and i launched huge and landed with my tips on his tails it was a close one

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High North session 4

'fighting on the internet is like the special olympics, even if u win u are still retarded'-Unknown

its great to be straight

'I need it for programs like Adobie, kinda for songs but mostly porno.'-Misty7

'sorry, were u saying something? i was just lookin down at ure breasts.'-petek
 
some lil frick skier poached my line on a big hip i was flyin, and yellin 'droppin' over n over, and his dad flipped out after i almost killed myself cause i went of the hip sideways cause his lil brat cant look where hes goin.....still pisses me off.....

GO YANKS
 
lineskier10, get it fixed soon. crashes are even better when you watching them happen. www.frankable.com and watch zach smack.

the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened. we were on a vacation!'

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
 
A boarder friend of mine did a jump off a small roller, ran into a ski instructor with a lesson. Instructor went nuts, then remembered he had 10 punters staring at him.

Another friend ran into a ski patroller by accident. Ski patroller went nuts, tried to have a punchup, guy just told him to fuck off and boarded down the hill.

That zack smack guy has the same jacket as me. Dont know if I like it, seeing it on someone else sucks.

In tractor pulls, a 'full pull' is the best you can get. Ahh, how sport mirrors life.
 
I hit a jump and underrotated a 3 tail(yes I suck) but then as I was hiking up to get my poles that I droped this snowboarder hit the jump and I was like 'hey look out for my poles' because thats what i was thinking of. but anyway he landed and tried to stop but I was too close so I got in a ball and felt his board slam into my side. I started swearing so much. just about every word I said for the next 30 seconds was a sware. I was mainly pissed at myself thought because I should have gotten off the jump and hiked up beside it to make sure no1 was coming

Jesus saves!

Gretzky gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to LeClair. he shoots! he scores! the crowd goes wild
 
fucking tourests i hate it when fuckers don't follow the dropping rule and other such rules

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DON'T BE A RACER!

i'm a junkie and theres nothing u can do about it cuz i have blue hair
 
Skishore, I know exactly what you mean. Being from Vancouver we get lots of chinese tourists and some people who are just plain chinese, but anyway, I landed on some tourist on the 40 footer at grouse and he almost had a heart attack. I guess he thought it was fun to ski over the table but not hit it or something. Another time some kid bailed and I gave him somthing like a minute to move but he just decided to lie there. I barely missed him.

Pussyfooter, while you are at it i think you should probably make a shout out for the kkk, the aryan nation, white people in general, upper class ceo's, george bush, conservative repbulicans everywhere, anyone that says 'them niggers', cross burners, and racist homophobic misogynistic backwater bum fuck confederate flag flying neo nazi mother fuckers all across america -AlpineCowboy84

Buffalo Soldier

ARMADA

 
^ Hahahahahahah Yeah I heard about that by: Bundo

if i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

NA stands for Dogs Never Admit, its a game about dogs that you interview that have done serious crimes and you try to get them to admit to anything, oh and its in 3d and dolby digital 5.0-Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

 
I was working on one-hitters in the pipe this year at COP and dropped into the pipe, came across the flat bottom and all I remember was hearing my bro yelling 'hey you f**king dumbass boarder, what the hell are yuo doing?!' He dropped in right on top of me as I was coming up the wall, he hit me so hard that his board ripped my binding right off the skis and I spun and hit the pipe wall with enough force to crack my helmet and get a nice concussion. Good times...good times! And the little bastard didn't even offer to fix the skis let alone replace them! I heard he was in hospital for like 4 days though...

'Growing Young'
 
When i was heaps younger a snowboarder cut across me off a jump and his board smashed my knees. wasn't happy... had to strap my knee for a few years because it would get sore when i had been playing sport

 
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