has anyone ever heard off rodney dangerfield?

he is fucking hilarious

The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)

Frontflips are lame

Lets hear it for fat chicks!

 
thats the worst hat ive ever seen, what you buy that hat i bet you get a free bowl of soup... oh but it looks good on you

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who hasent heard of him. he is one of the greatest

-jason-

freedom, tolerance, love and peace

We're a bunch of white fucking skiers who go down mountaines for cryin' out loud.'

- Mcconkey

 
the topic should be more like who hasn't heard of rodney dangerfield

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lates moe

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Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
^exactly

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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
 
he's funny but he really gets on my nerves- his ugly face and annoying voice bug me even though he wouldn't be as funny without them.

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-ski for life- Just say fuck it and huck it!

~pain is weakness leaving the body~

'i like cherry pie, but cheesecake is better.'-Ryan

'wtf are you talking about dude? fucking stoner!'- me

lucerne valley is one big lice infested cumm bubble- me
 
he's hilarious back to school is awesome

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'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
Caddyshack....omg thats the bomb

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'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G
 
i love back to school.

I was so poor growing up, if i wasnt a boy i'd have nothing to play with. - rodney dangerfield

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
caddyshack and back to skool are both great. I like his cameo in simpsons

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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
haha- that was a great simpsons indeed.

caddyshack- one of the best movies ever, along with supertroopers and cheech and chong up in smoke

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-ski for life- Just say fuck it and huck it!

~pain is weakness leaving the body~

'i like cherry pie, but cheesecake is better.'-Ryan

'wtf are you talking about dude? fucking stoner!'- me

lucerne valley is one big lice infested cumm bubble- me

polar bears are laft handed! yeah go me!i am too!
 
he is funny

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'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'

'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
 
Funniest dude ever man, always about the shitty one liners he reps the 80s like coke and wine spritzers

 
^that's kind of what i said.

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-ski for life- Just say fuck it and huck it!

~pain is weakness leaving the body~

'i like cherry pie, but cheesecake is better.'-Ryan

'wtf are you talking about dude? fucking stoner!'- me

lucerne valley is one big lice infested cumm bubble- me

polar bears are laft handed! yeah go me!i am too!
 
he's funny but he really gets on my nerves- his ugly face and annoying voice bug me even though he wouldn't be as funny without them.

stated ^ there somewhere.

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-ski for life- Just say fuck it and huck it!

~pain is weakness leaving the body~

'i like cherry pie, but cheesecake is better.'-Ryan

'wtf are you talking about dude? fucking stoner!'- me

lucerne valley is one big lice infested cumm bubble- me

polar bears are laft handed! yeah go me!i am too!
 
part of his thing was how ridiculous he was. he's slapstick/shock humour. simple stupid comedy

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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
of course weve heard of rodney dangerfield, hes a celebrity, how can you not hear about him?

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
lol, I wants to clone himself, so true

Matt

Member 2912

This year I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks

you guys on the east have mountains yet?-CJ

 
fuckin joking?

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

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I was kidding I love Rodney Dangerfield. I got to go to a Comedy Central show honoring his life a couple years ago. kind of sucked to see him in the state he was in.

"I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof." -Rodney
 
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