has anyone ever done a pornstar?

Sk3bUm

Sk3bUm

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i've never seen it done on skis but i think it could be possible if you were to do it on a table.

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ya doin a chick with skis on is way to tough no matter how experienced you or her. But i think your right it would be way easier to put 'er on a table and then get it that way.

 
lmao i knew someone would post something like that :-)

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um, i made up my own trick called the pornstar a few years ago... threw that shit down in the 00 whistler open. weeeooooooo

*smack*

 
i am talking about the fruit booter term for the grind....... yes that is right i used to be a fruit booter i am ashamed of my past

i was 13-14 at the time it was a long time ago

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frontflip screamin' semen (yeah yeah, i'll admit to it, i used to do frontflips 2 years ago)

*smack*

 
I'm a rollerbooter, and i do it cause i can't skateboard. I'm better off doin that instead of being a poser.

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thats cool you through that thought

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what is it???? is it like a screamin seaman grind?

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what?......you idiot, it's simply not possible to do a pornstar on skis, its not only impossilbe but would look gay as hell, mockios and souls look gay as hell but can be done: unless your riding 98's then any skate trick will look unbeliveably gay. and if you ride snowlerblades your gay anyways. so fuck that

 
a pornstar wood look cool, but the rail would have to be pretty high if you dont want to land screamin

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just for the record i'm not a snowlerblader and it would be a dope ass grind how could you even say that it would look gay?

and yeah it would have to be a pretty high rail or have the rail going off of a cliff or something

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i fruitboot, and it helps tons with skiing. no respect for skateboarding. it doesnt deserve half the respect it gets, seriously. i fucked around on my uncles skateboard for a day and i can ollie that shit like nothing. no props for street surfers, fag blading all the way.

ill be progressing while you guys are pumping your wood.

anyways, a porn star on skis would be hard. youd probably get tangled.

 
word to that, mountain bikin is the shit, wether ure bombin down a single track or jumpin a stair set its the ultimate rush, besides skiin

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fucking bmx is where its at, too bad i fucking suck and my bikes all fucked up now

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anyone can ollie standing still. Just like anyone can do any possible grind on fruitboots after a day of pratice.

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Some of you kids are idots, dissing rollerblading. Skating is super sick. How can a big assed bio 540 reverse japan off ten steps not be like skiing. Sure, some grinds may be easy...on a curb. Try them super fast or on big rails, or gap to grinds. Ignorance abounds from some of you. The first people doing 'new school' were almost all influenced by rollerblading, Iberg and his Minnesota crew like Shane Nelson, Jon Robinson, John Schmidt, the whole Wisconsin crew doing their thing at the same time. JP was analyzing rollerblading tricks at the first High North with us, we were watching switch rodeo sevens from Jon Bergeron, thinking how cool it would be on skis. Don't be all hyped on dissing rollerblading 'cause some of your friends talk trash. To each their own, be unique. Who the fuck cares what Transworld Skaetboarding says. Shiat, I'm over it.

 
frootbooting owns. the basics are easier skateboarding, but thats why it progresses so fast. pro frootbooters are just at talented as any pro skateboarder.

 
Dude, I remember those screamin' fronts... that was badass!

I think I might even have video kicking around somewhere from my old camera...

I think it'd look badass to do a pornstar. It'd finally give skiing another grind. If you got all low like a rollerblader and stuff...

I'm over it.

 
A pornstar is a stupid trick that people started doing about 7 or 8 years ago. It's basically a straight air, with a minimal old school back scratcher, head tilted back and double "Michael Jackson Style" crotch grab. Another variation was one hand on your crotch like you are holding the back of someone's head, and the other hand behind your head like you are kicking back, enjoying it. It was truly something people would throw just to make other people crack up. I've seen 8 year old kids throw pornstars in mogul comps lately. Anyone who gets it laughs their ass off, and those that don't are just going WTF.

A laid out pornstar back flip would be sick though.
 
Thanks. The humor comes from the fact that the thread title seems to be asking if anybody has ever had sex with pornstar. I answered it literally when he was actually talking about a ski trick. I thought it was pretty good joke; I'm glad you concur.
 
I can swear that there was a video with someone doing a pornstar...

And dont be ashamed of blading. Ive been doing it for over 8 years now, and will enver stopp
 
I rollerbladed when Arlo and Chris edwards were getting big, and still do.......I still suck at it too :) Nice claim though on the 8 years.

Also I second that schmies is a boss.
 
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