Harvey...i need to talk to you...

mattwalker

mattwalker

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how stoned were you when you got these facts...

'It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis. '

'The phone number for the White house is 202-456-1414 '

'Butterflies taste with their feet'

'By law, every child in Belgium must take harmonica lessons at Primary school. '

wow...you must have searched for some of those...

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'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'

 
The sentance 'The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.' uses every letter in the alphabet

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'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'

 
he was not stoned, those are facts...dumbfuck

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas
 
i know, what the fuck? and also quit trying to be cool, and saying shit about being stoned. yer like what, in 7th grade? Have you ever seen weed?

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'Im talking about a little place i like to call, aspen'

'I dunno lloyd, the french are assholes'

 
you try too hard skiinsted

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas
 
okay...anyway where does he get those...

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'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'

 
In 1983, a Japanese artist, Tadahiko Ogawa, made a copy of the Mona Lisa completely out of ordinary toast.

 
'Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors. '

www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'

 
i don't know about the rest of you but i REALLY like wisconson cheese.

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Friend:oww shit my head!

me: what did you do?

friend: i fell down the stairs

Me: and you hit your head?

friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us

-an ashamed american

 
watch slednecks 5 there's a pretty hairy go cart accident in that

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'I'm left AND right handed; I'm magical' alpentalik talking about his magicalness

 
'you're all going to die in a tragic go carting accident', it wouldnt be tragic

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas
 
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