Harsh impact

[deeznutz]

Thought I'd share a little story from last season.

My buddy and I were hiking this table over and over, probably around 25-30 footer. For some reason my friend hiked like 20 yards further up the hill than anyone one else so he could 'go big'

Anyway he hits the table, spins and totally overshoots the landing, and just flattens himself on impact- Looked brutal. I ski down to check on him, to see if he's alright. Our conversation:

'Matt, you alright? That was big'

'sort of man, but I just shit myself...'

'No'

'Seriously, I hit so hard I just shit in my pants'

(*note, he was actually wairing a pair of my pants because he had forgotten his*)

He gets up, skis into the trees, and proceeds to scoop poop out of his pants with a trail map. He then wipes his ass with another trail map with snow on it. Fucking gross.

Meanwhile I'm laughing histarically, as people can still see him from the park.

He comes back, and we continued to hike the same table, dirty butt and all.

(*note: I let him keep the pants*)

True story, I swear!

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[hanklambo]

w.o.w

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[seven20]

sounds rough

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[Vtsnowski]

Yummy

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[alpentalik]

when aaron mcgovern over shot that huge superpark table in ski movie two, or some shit, he shit his pants too.

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[sacha]

crazy shir dude. you should get him to pay you back for the pants though.

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[Sk3bUm]

that's one of the funniest stories i've ever heard

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[Adamskinick]

was this recent or were u savin it for the right moment?(good story)

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[jex]

haha...thats fuck'n awsome.

ski-unit

 

[jibtastic]

shatting of the pants is funny stuff.

cuz

poop is funny

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[feezy]

One time my life partner and i were enjoying each others pudding, and as he gave me a rim job my sphincter relaxed and my pungent crap spread over his teeth and smoothed his face like chocalate icing on a soul patched face.

Betcha gottsa BONA!!! But if that happened to me I would cry and then find a way to smear it all over some asian girls tits. Do hot asian girls that are good at skiing exist?

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[phUnk]

Did he at least get the grab?

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[Crystal-needs-a-park]

wow.. so he really thoguht he was going to die

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[Jedi_Mind_Tricks.]

funny story i guess.

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