Harry Pothead

i was at a movie at the mall last night and it ended at 11:50 and there was this giant line at the barnes and noble book store to buy the book at midnight, that had probably 1000 people in it. It was crazy, there were peopole dressed up as wizards and stuff

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my mom bought it at walmart today...i looked and saw it had 800+ pages, so i'm not even gonna bother

oh yea, teddy, i got pink yarn while i was at walmarrt

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That Bitch is soooo Fucking rich now... she just has to write some crap about a bunch of kid wizards... and slap 'Harry Potter' and the ___ ___ ___ and she gets like 50 million bucks.

My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
 
yeah my bro is reading it now i think the book are ok but not that good

kbus124: so i see a movie is more important then me...i can handle that

nPublicEnemy900: not the whole movie just iannick b
 
wowies 870 pages...dats alot

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

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I bought the book at target a few minutes ago, it's pretty good so far, and it gets kids to read at least.

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i personally found the one harry potter book that i read way to childish but it sells big time... it's funny my friend thinks they are the best books ever.

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i presonally like dr seuss, even though i'm not sure if that's how you spell his name

he's a genious, pure fun with his novels

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Narnia, pish posh. Tolkien = a mastermind. But have you read the Prydain Chronicles by Lloyd Alexander, those are reeaaaaal good. I betcha Krongos knows.

-AndrewP

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it helps to know how to spell before writing a book, and it helps when you make your own jokes instead of stealing other people's lameass puns. nice try though.

Joel
 
i like artimis fowl

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ME : fuck you im leaving

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ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
 
i love those books. i can't wait to read this one. i haven't got it yet tho. my moms a librarian tho, so its all set, i'll get a hold of it.

Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.

Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'

Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'

 
i read some of it 2day and it is sweet! its the best potter book yet. its great cuz she talks about the wizard government being corrupt and you can tell that she is referensing to the real government and how they play the media to their advantage. its cool stuff. you can read the book on to diferent levels.

My remix of Come as You Are:

cum, on my face, in my hair. it is everywere. if u want, i will let u, lick oooooff all this goo.
 
i read the 2 first books they werent bad, and i had the third one but i nver got past the 3rd chapter and i never even new there was a new book until last night at 11

 
Yeah I was watching a talk show last night and the host guy was like ' and in the new harry potter book 'blank' dies except he said a name. And he's like take that Harry Potter fans. I was like FUCK YOU!

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mine hasnt come yet :(

Carl

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well, at least she fuckin cuts to the action right out of the gate unlike the first book in some other group of stories with 100 pages of needless conversation and stupid background of the Brandybucks and Tooks and which god damned halls they lived in so many years ago! mwaahhahah, lets see what kind of shit-slinging that starts.

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I hope you're being sarcastic. I have a sawed-off shotgun awaiting you.

Lord of The Rings is to God as to Harry Potter is to crap.

Teddy

SRMC
 
my mommmy just bought the new harry potter book for me cuz she loves me more than anything...it is really good so far, but harry potter books always are

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If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?
 
i finished it, wel lmore like at 4 in the morning. but yeah it was good. the weasly twins are badasses causing mayhem and dropping outta school. im just sad about who dies, **** was one of my favorite characters.

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ah! Don't tell me they drop out of school! And I hope the person who dies isn't 4 letters long...

*~*~Good things come in pretty packages!*~*~
 
well...lets say the person dies name is 4 letters long...who could that be...i havent read the book, so if anybody wants to message me the persons name go right ahead i will forget it by the time i read the book...anyway...are there any characters who are 4 letters long...?

Harry= 5 (cant die...main character)

Ron= 3

Hermione= way the fuck more than 4

Dobby= 5

Hagrid= 6

Dumbledore= 10...already REALLY died

Snape= 5

McGonigal= 9

Cho= 3

George= 6

...yea

the only 2 four letter characters are that i can think of right now...

Fred Weasly

Giny Weasly

hummm...but it wouldnt make much sense for them to die

anyway..

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?.......10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'
 
this is sick.

BoardomGuitar:

We're the newschoolers not the dumbasscantdojackshitschoolers.

Skifree737:

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i might get the book but tolkein is by far the best.

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Be your fucking slef.-Bob_Dole

 
i hve read better then lotr check out the wheel of time and song of fire and ice they some good shit.

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MidWest Is The Shit

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yes, im being sarcastic, im trying to re-read the whole trilogy this summer, remember... and holy fuck!!! dont do that!!! all i saw was four letter name, and im not gonna even ponder who that is!!! damnit, and the whole taking advantage of cho thing ruined it too! lol, damnit. dont ruin it!

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their name isn't four letters

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dude, 870 is nothing lotr is over 1200

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'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

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i read the first 2 books today and yestarday. They story was interesting but it wasnt anything special. Nothing compared to lotr. Thanks to long road trips so i actaully read to pass time.

'Lifes not a bitch, life is a beuatiful woman'

-Aesop Rock
 
i read the first four, and found them to be surprisingly good...but 'swichrodeo5' i think that thing about dressing up as wizards is a little overboard

uhh...yes
 
i figured out who dies...message me if you wanna know...and it is really 6 letters long

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?.......10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'
 
yeah i didnt like it, i cried. :)

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you guys are weird.

BoardomGuitar:

We're the newschoolers not the dumbasscantdojackshitschoolers.

Skifree737:

why you be hatin on puppies, puppies never hurt you
 
hey i havent read it, a friend told me who died...that is sad if you cried...damn

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?.......10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'
 
i'm probaly gona read the new one cuz i need something to read this summer with a broken ankle can't do much else

 
harry pothead is gay. ned flanders even said that they are bad. 'and harry potter went straight to hell for practicing witch craft'

i like to burn things

i can do a summersault
 
my sis got it maybe ill read it

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