Hard Decision

convince her that shes pretty dykish for wanting to do that. just be like "instead of you fucking me in the ass, can't I just fuck you in the ear and we'll call it even?"

that outta scare her out of it.
 
OH GOD! I FOUND IT!

Here is what you do...

You let her fuck you in the ass, and as soon as it is over, you say "Okay baby, now I get to skull fuck you!" So you take the rock hard boner you got from being boned in your own ass, and you ram it right in one of her eyes, repeatedly, until climax.
 
there was this kid at my school who was havin sex with this chick, who was pretty hot...she goes can i stick this marker in ur ass?...he lets her do it...it somehow got out and now his nick name is crayola

moral...u better get that chapelle sex contract thing that she signs that says she doesnt tell anyone or u might get a funny nick name too
 
maybe its all a joke and after she does it shes gonan dump you so say lets do ur thing for a bit then u can fuck me in the bum
 
The one problem I see is that as fun as 3somes would be, they could potentially ruin relationships. I might give it a shot; it will be a little wierd but you won't know how it feels until you do it. Just don't tell anyone.
 
seriously if i was you id do it. if it were only a one time thing, how bad can it be, and its not like its a guy fucking you... then you can just reap all the benefits with the 3somes and sex on demand. i would have to say go for it
 
other than truly repulsive things like using vomit or assjuices, taking in it your poopshoot is one of the worst ways to spice up your sex life. Dont do it, shes obviously horny as fuck and will let u have sex anyways.
 
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oh man this made my day... we are serious and she wants to fuck me in the ass, oh classic.

go be the bitch dude
 
fuck that man.... just go to tell her then when she asks her decision just fuckin go at it like a wild guerilla. thatll spice it up without the dildo shit. exit only.
 
Nick Courtens eh? Regardless of which way you decide, Mr. Courtens, I seriously suggest that you work on keeping a low profile. And if you're in highschool, make sure you dont break up with that girl till your LONG gone

Good Luck Nick
 
i know this kid personally and he is not getting layed anytime soon....this sounds so made up especially since i know u...but goof troup, if u r not bullshitting everyone, bang her first and then when she wants to have her joy ride down the hershey highway, tell her hell no bitch...she might be screwing with u if she goes first by not letting you bang her afterwards...tell her she can do it afterwards and have your fun...honestly screwing her once would be MUCH better than loosing your ass...other thing is how hot? is she even worth it? post a pic and we'll be the judge
 
no this sint made up man..i kinda wish but this is a real question, as all of my questions have been. thats why i ask them on here, becasue theyre hard to answer and i just like second opinions. but yes i think shes hot. im not gonna post any pics of her becasue i dont want any of you who know me to see her and say shit about this to her. but whether shes hot isnt the question anyway. i think im gonna probably let her do it, becasue when and if i do none of you will ever know if i did or not. it cant be thattttttt bad and i like her a lot so i guess she wins. tough luck right
 
i would base ur desision on the size of the dildo. like if it is tiny then a scepticle maybe, but if it is big than fuck no
 
Do it. Its not gay until a guy pumps you in the ass. Besides, anal stimulation is not the sole factor in determining if your gay or not, and in fact, i'm sure you would let here stick a finger up your ass and you'd like it. THats because the male "G-Spot" (yes it does exist folks) is located near the prostate gland and can be reached through anal stim..
 
just take it in your ass man its not a big deal cause it isnt a dude and it aint a real dick. id do it for a threesome. and im not gay
 
umm

NO!

she is obv. playing with your mind. whenever and whereever. umm no. she will obv. say no sometime. dont do it you fag. and if you two are oh so in love then you should be fucking her everywhere and anytime already.

 
ok man im gonna tell it to u straight, getting something put in ur butt feels really fucked up. it dosent feel good at all. and im only talking about a finger or 2. a dildo would prob be a big shock to ur virgin ass. iv had a doctor put her fingers up my ass befor i got my appendix out and ill never have it happen again.if i was u and i really decided to go for it, id blaze a few befor or take some mucle relaxer so it dosent feel as bad. im just lettin u know how it will feel if it happens. good luck with this one and be preapred.
 
i wouldnt. when you lose your anal virginity, you lose your soul. do u wanna live the rest of life knowing that happened. plus, what if she later on decides to leave. you did all that for the girl you thought you loved. if she loves you, then she wouldnt if u asked her not to. and once she does it once, shell want to do it more and again.
 
this man is quite smart. i dont think it really is as big a deal as you people make it out to be, plus, one night and morning of anus pain < the rest of your relationship of kinky sex games etc.
 
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