time to jack off all day to beautiful women with my bottle of lube made from all natural tears and eat boxes of heart shaped chocolates at the same damn time
Some people dont have moms or dads but you dont see them bitching about it on mothers or fathers day. Get over yourself, get off your ass, and go rawdog some randos
im not bitching im stoked son. the all natural lube is tears of joy from all the free titties i get to see. i also dont have to buy pornhub any jewelry. chocolate is also good
