Happy Easter From Kate Upton

[BertBoyd]

Enjoy

 

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[Bart.Man]

That honestly just made her look retarded. Why the fuck did they make her drink out of a hamster water bottle? She's still hot though.

On a side note, someone please .gif where she pulls the egg out of her tits. Out of context, that would be hilarious.

 

[corona]

she's going to be so saggy when she's older

 

[Bart.Man]

Fuck It, I'll do it

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[BertBoyd]

Atta Boy

 

[MCIRONCOCK]

This was a nice change of pace from the Kevin Ware thread.

 

[Asterisk]

I'd totally bang the shit out of her. But she's not that hot for a supermodel

 

[artfullydodged]

Whenever I am watching one these videos where a model is pulling shit out of her cleavage and writhing around on the ground I can't help but think that this is what she does for a living.

 

[Phil-X-]

Normally Id call her fat but this is before she put on weight so... fantastic.

 

[BertBoyd]

She's fat now?

 

[johnnyBuz]

Wow no shit you would totally bang the shit out of Kate Upton? Really putting yourself out on a limb there - that is so noble of you.

 

[BrewskiJr]

Idk... she's overrated. b

 

[BertBoyd]

Actually why do people always call chubby model's fat??? A model doesn't have to weight fucking 80 pounds, Look at the models in the 50's and 60's real women not anorexic pencils today.

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

She is so sexy. I love that body type. Whatever you guys wanna call it, thick, curvy, floppy tits. You guys can have your skinny bag of bones girls I do not care. She is fucking sexy.

 

[nagger]

this.lotta guys got problems.

 

[northeast]

this. Kate is da bomb. also, more than one slight nip slip in here if you look carefully.

 

[Laurent.]

Haha no, meet Twiggy, probably the first supermodel ever, from the 60's

 

[BertBoyd]

Love It To Man

 

[Dustin.]

Of course she had to eat a cupcake halfway through that.

 

[BertBoyd]

You liked it

 

[roddy116]

she is very cute, i dont see how people could say she is fat.

 

[CaptainDiabetes]

thats fucking disgusting.

 

[BertBoyd]

Oh she did gain a little weight compared to her in the cat daddy video, But regardless she is still so sexy...

 

[Chron_Rabbit]

omg I just love looking at hot girls

 

[Shredsterr]

Try to pause at exactly 1:00 and you'll see some pretty nasty stomach flab and love handles.

 

[BertBoyd]

Leave Kate Alone!

 

[JayRich]

 

[ShredAZ]

No ass. Flat saggy boobs. Way too soft.

I'm not asking for a bag of bones, just something a little more...firm.

 

[JzD.]

I wish I could go home and see her naked in my bed with just a bunny costume head on.

 

[nagger]

if you're wearing tight bottoms and your stomach doesn't flab up when you bend, you have a big fucking problem.

 

[BertBoyd]

Amen

 

[.Hugo.]

Doesn't she know it's easter and not halloween? She can take the mask off, it's scaring the children

 

[BertBoyd]

Go To Hell, Shes fucking hot

 

[johnnyBuz]

Dude you are retarded. You probably think Calista Flockhart is hot.

 

[Rialb]

I dated a girl who looked like Kate Upton minus the boobs.

Wasn't that hot, we didn't last.

 

[.Hugo.]

lol you mad

 

[BertBoyd]

I AM CAUSE SHE"S HOT!!

 

[.Hugo.]

Have fun looking at her saggy tits, flat ass, beat face, and flabby stomach

 

[nagger]

 

[-MK-]

Here we go again

 

[theBearJew]

shes not hot. so ugly

 

[Bart.Man]

Fuck It, I'll do it

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I had forgotten about this. I need to be using this more.

 

[Bombogenesis]

6.5 / 10

 

[Nieds]

Idk... she's overrated. b

That's true, but I'm pretty sure every guy in this thread would still fuck her.

 

[Laurent.]

That's true, but I'm pretty sure every guy in this thread would still fuck her.

Nope, I have ridiculously high standards and bang top lezzer models from SLP on a daily basis.

Kate has far too much fatty tissue for me.

 

[AT-AT]

I think she's fucking gorgous.

 

[Spagett+]

Nope, I have ridiculously high standards and bang top lezzer models from SLP on a daily basis.

Saint Laurent models are pretty terrifying.

 

[Olimar]

Nope, I have ridiculously high standards and bang top lezzer models from SLP on a daily basis.

Kate has far too much fatty tissue for me.

I think people fail to realize that just as people can photoshop pictures to make models skinny, they can also photoshop them to make them fat. There is no way that middle picture is real. She would lose her job if it was.

 

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Oh she did gain a little weight compared to her in the cat daddy video, But regardless she is still so sexy...

 

[Bateman]

i would do some illegal things to her