Happy Birthday Hitler

bah. no! just Birthday Hitler, there's no Happy in Hitler

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my

life - Lateralis

 
like??? killing 6 million jews, gays, and colored ppl?

Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc

"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
 
Midnight of the day the new Pope Nazi ascends the papal throne...

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When the truth is, I miss you.

Yeah the truth is, that I miss you so.

And I�'m tired...

I should not have let you go.
 
^^wow interesting coincidence, the pope was one of Hitler's youth too

Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc

"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
 
im sorry, i just had to post these t-shirts

-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'

'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'

'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'

'damn straight, always wanted to do tha
 
fuck didnt work

-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'

'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'

'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'

'damn straight, always wanted to do tha
 
here they are:

-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'

'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'

'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'

'damn straight, always wanted to do tha
 
fuck it

-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'

'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'

'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'

'damn straight, always wanted to do tha
 
i found out hitlers bday. yea im god. good ole teen parenting websites have ot be good for sumthing

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
i live in austria, so i'm quite 'near' to the places where all this shit happened...and let me tell you, its not funny at all...and if you think its funny,go and visit auschwitz or mauthausen or something like that...its horrible to see the places where so many people were killed, just because of an insane man who thought he could have the world

 
it's called "making fun of someone". we know what he did and we know it was bad. i think we've all known this since grade school.

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
Happy birthday to everyone!! ...including my FINE high school history teacher, Mr. Lawson.

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
 
its hitlers birthday??? damn i should of bought him a new toaster oven

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
actually hitlers birthday is the 19th, also the day of the oklahoma city bombing and columbine and when the new pope was chosen lots of coincidences eh?

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Gotta Love the Midwest

I have reinvented myself from CmuSkiFreak
 
yah, look at my signiture, it speaks well.

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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
haha thats wicked... I wish I knew some one that was born on april fools, that woulde be the first thing to come out of my mouth when I found out what day was their birthday.

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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
as terrible as it is to think imagine how smart hitler was...anyone who has the ability to brainwash millions of people to kill millions of other people is simply amazing. i'm not saying it's a good think but it is quite impressive.

Golden Wheelchair Honorable Mention- August 1, 2004
Are Dumont and Wilson enemies like Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter?- K2ripper
 
u have to give hitler some credit for getting as far away with it as he did before you bit the old steel.....i actually think he was quite intelligent....besides the fact that he was fucking retarded.

DFSC-Reprsent

 
um, dude, no, that "honor" goes to Goebbels, his propaganda mastermind, not hitler himself...

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

 
^bingo, goebell or however you spell his name can be labelled as sick and sadistic as hitler was, Hitler was the Nazi leader but its the pawns in the SS that he was able to pour jewish hatred into.

-Bradley V.G

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-I'm not center mounted. In fact, I'm BACK from recommended boot center. I'm a crazy son of a bitch. PowderCanuck

-they should be a good all around ski because they are stiff.

-so is a boner but that doesnt mean its good everywhere schloninator
 
der fuhrer

i love apple, lanks, skibum_, lucyford, dfresh, d-rocket, cko, nopoles, gustle, spokaneskier, plumpwonton, melvs, caden, freeskigrl24, mikee, wrightgirl, missy, jessbuff, seanpistol, doc.dre, dynstrtm, Spyderxtra789, skibrdingbitch, schweitzerski, hey_cutie, almostaskiier, katesd, lateralis, eastcoastpride, ekunz, $bhill$, *jay*, t-schill, *pinkgrinder*, J.D._May, shorty_t, jib_tech, niwanyshyn, ever_murky, nsnski240 and the rest of you are a-holes. smiles :)) :)):): )):): :):))): :) :))
 
i think hitler died. i still see him on tv sometime but i think its old footage. he might have died.

 
yeah i seen him in a movie. in little nicky he gets a pineapple shoved up his ass

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
Damn straight, its not funny to appreciate the killling of 6 million people, it never was and never will be. Does anyone joke about 9/11 and set up a post on September 11th, Happy Birthday Twin Towers being destroyed. I didn't think so or what about celebrating the killing of 800 000 people in the Rwanda Crisis in the years 1991 -1994 hmmm...........anyone....what about the bombing of Pearl Habour in 1941....ok then.

Independent Music Cult 4 life*- Michael Twardowski
 
definitely not "happy" birthday, and about aushwitz, the one time hitler visited the place he threw up and became sick at the sites of the people

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...they wont let me put in my mike tyson quote so i have nothing to say...
 
he was probably sexually assaulted as a child

machavok.com

The whole mountain is park on a powder day. -dylhole
 
french fry, if you were a boy in germany arounf that time there was no escaping the hitler youth.

Yeah JD, im sure the pope has a nazi agenda.

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