HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRIS...

[8ONE657]

sorry it's like a few minutes late my computer froze
but wish my lover a happy birfday!

 

[assface]

i better get one on october 11th..... or else

 

[Get.Kronk]

February 2

 

[Meh42]

well seeing as my name's chris and i know you're completely infatuated with me,

thanks, let's make a baby

 

[MrYeates]

my names chris too

thanks

birthdays january 21st though

 

[SteezyOhio]

w00t, party on chris

 

[hartig]

Nov 2.

 

[SteezyOhio]

jan 8th btw

 

[1337]

i facebook creeped him a happy birthday.

 

[0123456789]

o shittt! my names chris too, and my birthday is in16 days!

 

[8ONE657]

samesies + a text...

oooh whatsup!

 

[Shlogan]

yaaa, mines better because its day of the dead though. Nov first. or is it both days?

 

[7-11_Slurpee]

yessss! I share a birthday with someone e-famous!

 

[MacMahoooon]

Your 10 days late!

 

[hartig]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day_of_the_Dead

you sir, are incorrect. you get all saints day

i get day of the dead and all souls day

my birthday is so morbid

 

[shintastic48]

June 29th

 

[anxju]

damnit i was gonna make this thread. luckily im not a slackjawed idiot who doesnt use the searchbar

 

[anxju]

oh by the way, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The_Tim]

i love it when hoes make threads. its like a monkey pretending to be human.

 

[8ONE657]

lol wut.

 

[caucasian_chad]

You suck at sexist jokes. I wish Rowen was on so he could ban you.

 

[*steeze_is_good]

Im chris but im not for another 50 days

 

[andrew.]

chris. call me if you see this between now and when i call you in 10 seconds, CALL ME, THERE IS VERY IMPORTANT NEWS

 

[0123456789]

sooooo sigged

 

[andrew.]

chris isnt e-famous. hes got one earring.

 

[shintastic48]

This^

 

[I_Am_Mod]

bwahhaahaha!

 

[Six.0.Tree-ski]

its my birfday today too!

 

[Malcolm]

happy tenth birthday!

 

[0123456789]

nope, take it off, i had it first

 

[anxju]

and his is not done correctly. i didnt use apostrophes

 

[Ben.]

if your going to make sexist jokes, dont make such shitty ones...

at least be witty about it.

 

[PacificRimJob]

CHRIS IS SO GAY.

 

[PacificRimJob]

what? that wasnt me... i'm 3000 miles on the opposite coast, homie. pretty sure it was andrew. Hes known for his late night hookups with dudes...

 

[Scott22~]

Thanks for the birthday info. This will be of use when selling your identity to thieves~

 

[PacificRimJob]

in nigeria.

 

[.Asain-Skiier]

Well then happy birthday chris
sorry i haven't been on C.M

 

[Scott22~]

I am the prince of nigeria mother fucker~

 

[Yeezus]

yea, when you guys were having butt sex together it wasnt a problem. but happy birfday christopher.

 

[ElbridgeGerry]

Happy Birthday. I'll be extra gentle and I'll pull out..

 

[p-fo]

haha she returned the thread

 

[The_Tim]

nothin witty about speakin the truth boy.

 

[GreenHorn]

and i better get one 13 days after that!!

(how old you gonna be?)

 

[shintastic48]

does it matter that i have correct grammer?

 

[Abc567def]

Happy birthday! drink till you can't feel then drink a little more until you feel your heart slow, then stop and party like its your BIRTHDAY!!!!.
or in the great words of Frank Sinatra

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

 

[yojimbo]

i hate chris.

 

[PacificRimJob]

I ate a big red candle.

 

[andrew.]

a big red penis candle.