Happy 69

[Lé.Skiing]

if your super special, and any one else notices what day it is you will get lucky... who wants to go and have pre-marrital sex?

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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

 

[ryan.c]

didnt even notice

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-Ryan

breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5

 

[Pman13a]

me either

 

[BrandonCool]

Martin....what the fuck are u talkin about????

There's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!!

 

[Badfish2]

speaking of premarital sex... if you're planning on doing it, check out this

http://hotlinktrackerv20.wimp.com/v/large.wmv

 

[rippinbumpskier]

i hope u get dragged over broken glass bottles for 5 hours going 100 miles an hour then get thrown off a cliff onto more sharp objects then get raped by a 350 lb black man named bubba

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

johnnys in the basement mixing up the medicine, im on the pavement thinkin bout the goverment

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

belong to a political party called the burnt thumbs

 

[ryan.c]

yeah that wasnt the best sight

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-Ryan

breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5

 

[.Joy.]

sounds like he's referring to the month and date. june which is the 6th month, and today is the 9th.

 

[freestyle_kyle]

^ good observation carlos!

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Do you suffer from uncontrollable urges to spin, jib and jump off random objects??? if so... we can help. join the "uncontrolable urges to spin off things... while wearing shoes cult" today!!

There once was an man from Nantucket

Whos wife Linda would constantly suck it

He said one day, I think Ill be gay

And stuck his cock into Lord_Piot-Skihobo

 

[~Cork_1080~]

you know what would be funny, if u didnt believe in premarital sex, then after u got married you figured out u were gay!! id feel bad for the chick

 

[Forum*]

^That doesn't make sense. Your not gonna marry a chick if your gay.

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- Matt*

Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy

 

[~Cork_1080~]

^ yes but u mite think u were straight till u actually got into bed with a girl

 

[jibjim]

But why would that change, even if the sex wasnt as good, and you liked it with men bewtter, that still doesnt mean your gay. It just means,that you like sex with men better. Only you make the choice of being gay or not

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"Now, Iannick Broulette, if that is your real name, I noticed your wearing an orange coat, would you call yourself the orange master?"

"uhhh, I dont,... uhh, no I don't think so"

Josh Berman while interveiwing Iannick B at last years Orage Masters

"Cut your Board in Half and do it again and we'll give you a t-shirt"

Dave Chrihton after the snowboarder greased the c-rail at D-Camp

 

[hucker22]

69 is overrated, no one wants ass right in the face, its gross dont do it seriously

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be

 

[Lé.Skiing]

your doing it wrong if you have an ass in your face.

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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

 

[con_cept]

No one wants a dick stabbing them in the back of their head either.

You're definately doing it wrong.

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And I'm a pacifist / So I can fuck your shit up

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[strode]

69 is my employee number at work

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...

 

[french_fry]

dear lord...im shocked

Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc

"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."

 

[Dilla]

o my god that is cool/nasty the only reason youd ever watch that is if you wanted to be gay. see for yourself http://hotlinktrackerv20. wimp.com/v/large.wmv

~wtf bra, its not a joke are u tryin to start somitnhg, ill hang u with my snowblade strap jerk!~

-linesnowblades

 

[~Jizzacki~]

and it was hennies bday....im hoping he's still alive yeahs for you

 

[ETsoccer7]

My birthday is June 9th. I thought that was exciting

Run Fast.