HANGOVERS, How Fun Can They Be?

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hey dudes, heres a hangover rating thingy: have fun and tell us about you last bad hangover and what happened and shit co i got alot of time to read, as i am sick off school and missing a weekend skiing soon, so like sucks for me at the moment so TELL ME SOME FUCKING 'DRUNKEN IDIOT' STORIES, OR HANGOVER ONES!!! hehe pleaseee, cool later brothers and sisters! peace out.HOW TO RANK YOUR HANGOVER

One Star Hangover (*)

No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively

well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel

this way. For some reason, your are craving a Philly sub and steak fries.

Two Star Hangover (**)

No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have

the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only

increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity

pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite

havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.

Three Star Hangover (***)

Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive.

Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the

flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life

would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy

reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a

diet Coke -- yet you haven't peed once.

Four Star Hangover (****)

Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else

you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has

given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that

can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. (for the

ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper

cars.) Your eyes look like one big red vein and even your hair hurts. Your

sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five shits you

take during the day makes the eyes water of everyone who enters the

bathroom.

Five Star Hangover, (*****)

You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the

employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every

pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners

of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants

of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva

so your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who

the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt

to defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid

with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems

to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty

good about right now....

 
HAHAHHAHA, that is gold dude, lol.

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Thats really good! Luckily I've only had a one star.

Hope you're feeling better soon!

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umm it took me an hour to get here. (like a km from whreer I was) and It look me about 4 tries to log into ns. sooooo.....

ask mer in the mornintg.

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hahaha oooooh boy those five stars suck major ass. I always get them after mixing ever type of alcohol known to man.



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Pure fucking gold, like an actualy bar of solid gold. Well done monsieur.After 20 shots of whisky i had an about 3 and a half stars. Sleepin it off is the only thing that saved my life.Thank God for sleep.

 
damn, that liquid shit`s a killer

and when you piss blood too

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Lol...it's rare that i actually laugh uncontrollably out loud while reading stuff on the computer...that was totally sweet.

I think i hit level 4 the 3rd time i ever drank. I stayed up all night drinking ciders and for a 5am snack i ate like 5 of these chocolate peanut butter squares followed by jumping on the trampoline, followed by a 40 min drive down the bumpiest road ever. I was sure i was going to die.

 
i'm telling you guys if you keep yourself hydrated you wont get a hangover

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Powaircrew4life and I had five stars one moring in whistler, but we were determined to ski anyways. We got in the Blackcomb gondola and about halfway up Alex started to puke out of the gondola window onto the runs below, so I started to film it, Funnyest shit ever! We will post the video. watch for it.

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alcohol is bad for you...it will kill you! i dont drink to get trashed as much since i started bartending a few months ago, but there have been a few 4's and 5's. the worst part is definately the liquid shits that make your asshole burn

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haha, ski2824, obviously you don't drink much, haha, dude. They say if you drink like 2-3 glasses of water right before you go to bed. Try being so ripped that you can't keep the water down, so trashed that whatever goes in comes straight back out, how then do you keep yourself hydrated?? haha, yeah, I have cool friends, lol.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
yeahh i dont drink much...hahahaha. i just dont realy have problems with puking....i can hold my liquor

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'has it ever occured to you that animals can tell when you are acting different and respond to it. Like my chill cat, he's so good he always comes when i call him and shit, but when I'm fried he stays away and doesn't come when i call him cause he knows i just wanna play with his face and shit. Sounds dumb but it makes sense, right?' - kid on yahooka.com on animals
 
yeah hey dudes,

ive had a few 4's and 5's in my time, but the worst one was when i had a 3 for like 4 days after new years, its starting to get scaring by the third day and you still can't walk straight.

I live on a beach right, and i woke up the next morning, went 'na can't get up', still pretty much as drunk as when i went to bed and 2 coz the girls sent me home after being too drunk, then i walked down to the beach all these families and ppl around coz theres a massive carnival on on new years day( i live in nz so its summer on new years)like hot as fuck., and im like fuck can't walk, sun too bright, can only speak monosyllabic words coz i might spew, and went and wasted like 40hucks on food. man that sucked.

 
the most ive gotten to is 3.5

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has anyonehere drunk soo much that they had to be taken to hospital, i haven't but i know heaps of my mates have.

 
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my worst ever hangover was last summer when I was coming back from Creta. The night before the flight I had been drinking Bailey's, beer and LOTS of Ouzo. Big mistake. I had already been throwing up all night and our flight was at 8.00 AM so I wasn't too happy when I had to wake up after two hours of sleep (and nightmares). In the plane I tried to eat a piece of chocolate to balance my blood sugar levels, and it came up before I could say 'fuck me I'm so sick'. same with apple juice. I threw up like 30 times during the flight and passed out two times and got puke all over myself from puking while passed out. I can't tell you how much that sucked.

Normally I don't get hangovers at all. Must have been that Ouzo shit. I'm never drinking it again.

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cure to a hangover, just get in the car and go skiing.

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I mean, come on people.

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my worst hangover was a four and i had to wake up and go umpire at 6 in the morning. that really sucked

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My roomie and I chugged a half gallon of HRD one night after drinking beer in a dorm lounge at Reed College, OR at the Renn Fair. He woke up twitching a vomiting and had to be taken to the sick tent and I just walked around outside throwing up. The next rolled along and someone woke me up when they wanted to watch TV in the lounge, I had passed out on the middle of the floor. I had the WORST headache i've ever had and could barely walk. Stumbled to get my roomie, stood in a line for food, i went to sit down on a bench and passed out for 3 hrs. never went back to reed

 
good god i'm sitting around 4 right now...friggen toga party out on a big cruise ship...my god. I don't remember leaving the boat, i don't remember getting home and i guess i was still up making posts at 6:30 this morning. I'm actually too hungover to sit, lay down, sleep or stand....i wish i could disapear or die or something.

k...i gotta go hang out in the biffy now..

 
yea god i got like a 4 at the beach this year it sucked so much i had to lay on teh couch all morning while everyone else is surfing. thats why drinking sucks, just get real high you dont get sick all morning from smoking to much

 
yeh i had about a 4 earlier this summer, it sucked so much, i couldnt get out of my bed for like the whole day without feeling like i was gonna die. it sucked alot

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i have 2 bad hillarious storys, lets me start:

one: i was in france, and it was my last night there, n me and my ugly billet went to her bf's house. now, ive seen ugly couples, but dude, this one takes the cake. so im sittn playen tetris when shes all like 'were going to take our bath' we being her n her bf. i was like, umm ok? so they both go into the bathroom, n i hear humping n thumping n loud noises, so i run outta the room, n go n talk to the dad who was very much into canadian hockey (YEAH!!!!). so, i was really grossed out, that i decided, because no one cares about anything in france, to have a big drink. i grabed one of em big cups n filled it 3/4's they way with pure vodka, n 1/4 with some pineapple juice, n chugged it. i got another, chugged it. n i think i had 3 or 4. so thats all i remeber n i woke up with a *** hangover.

storie two: i was at camp, n it was the last night. a family there was throwen a party n all us counsellors were invited. the guy or owner or the site n booze brought what looked like a mini bar with him. so everyone got rum n cokes galore, i think i had 7? maybe 6? im not too sure, i just remeber siggin on a pick up to that song 'a little sandra in the sun, a little jessica is all i need, a lillte bit of you makes me your man!' yea, then i fell over n went asleep in my tent nearby at maybe 4 in the mornin. i woke up, not knowen what the hell happened, with i wanna say a ** hangover! it wasnt that bad. those r the 2 best driken stories, there r others, but these were the best.

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yeah denis came back, the very next month, we thought he was a gonner, but denis came back, the very next month, hi how ya doing?
 
i just got over the worst hangover of my life yesterday..I stole a 6 litre bottle of trois pistol beer (140$ and 9%) and i drank myself stupid, smoked tricombs rolled in oil covered papers and then i ate a whole pack of hot dogs.....without cooking them......oh god, you shoulda seen the reach i was getting with my projectile vomit, like im talkin 15, 16 feet.

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There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

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everything you know is not true

`When I was doin him in the butt, my dick touched his shit...it was cool` - J()nes
 
Ski2824 is so right. Here what I do if I want to get trashed but I have to get up early to work or drive: Eat a solid meal about 1 hour before you start drinking. In that hour waiting span drink water, at least 2 glasses (this is usually when I'm waiting for my dd to come pick me up). The key is to not wait till you're drunk till you start drinking water, or you'll have the problem Tim meantioned. Drink a bottle of water after every 4-5 drinks, and one on the ride home. Pass out at 4:30am, wake up at 7am drink another glass before you head out to work or whatever you got to do. You won't even notice that you drank the night before, and the 2.5 hours of sleep will feel like a good 6-7 hours.

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u could always just take that stuff on the internet that guarentees not for u to get a hangover in the morning

haha yea right who would pay like 10 bucks a pill for that fake shit

 
My personal record for screwdrivers is 18 in maybe 3 hours, but it only got me a 3 or so. I've had much worse from drinking less just by mixing alcohol... guess the old saying holds true: Beer before liquor, never been sicker.

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the key I found to not having a hangover is trying to have water/soda in between every couple drinks, and make sure you have some electrolyte pills (non-sodium based prefferably) on hand as well, take one with water before you start drinking and 1 (or two) more with water before you pass out, you might still wake up drunk, but no headache.

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Ok lets see if i can top this i hope its a 5 star:

First of all if your thinkin that drinkin' out of a german 'stein' is cool at a party....its not. Haha I have no idea how much alcohol has this one night at my bros party but I must hav had like 3 steins at least plus beer pong and hard alcohol. Anyway, i ended up passing out in the bathroom with my paths down under the toilet. The next day I got up and puked from 10am til 10 pm prob every 20mins or so. I COULD NOT hold food until like 10:30 that night the next day. It was so horrible. I had no energy to even go DOWNSTAIRS to get somethin to drink. I couldnt hold food down at all. I was praying to god literally on my bro's bed that I don't die that day cuz i had seriosuly NOTHING in my stomach. I puked everythin out of it by like 2pm and the rest of the puking was either dry heaving or flem cuz i was a lil sick before. My head was hurtin so badly i COULD NOT sleep not matter what. So I hope this makes your 5 star list cuz the only moving i did from the bed to the toliet allllll day the next day and even that was a chore.

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thats fucking great. ive had lots of each. wine always gets me to a five star. not pretty, especially when you wake up and have to clean up the ridiculous mess you made in the bathroom.

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i think i might have pulled a 3.5 as my worst, i puked during the SATs ( almost on my test) and then had to go to homecoming football where the noise bore a hole in my head, so then i slept for 6 hours and went to the formal dance in sweatpants and a t-shrit and fell asleep again, that was probably my worst

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ive had a 5 once before, and it was horrible, i promised myself to never drink like that again and ive lived up to that promise and its been 4 years

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I've had a 4 before...not fun, it just makes me wish I were dead.

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ive had about quite a few 5s...holy shit, on a hot summer day a 5 is fucking killer. i wanted to die.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

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Benjamin Franklin.
 
yeah i really dont know how much i drank this one time on halloween but it was a shitload, i drank like 4 cups of water before i went out and had probably a half liter of vodka and just was so fucked up fora while then when i was semi straight at home i drank like 6 cups of water maybe more because i dont really remember and passed out watching tv, then the next day i didnt really have a hangover, maybe a 1 though

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i dont get liquid shits cause i puke it all out first and then proceed to dry heave, its fucking awesome.

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^sucks, been there done that. Had to teach with a few 4's and 5's.

I miss college and HS when I could drink all night long and not get hung-over, almost everytime I drink now I get at least a 2 star hangover.

life is too short to have any regrets
 
The best way to deal w/ a hangover is if you have access to oxygen.....ie. first-aid trailer on construction sites or usually anywhere that has a first aid facility........I've only done it about 10 times (cuz I don't always have access to oxygen) but trust me...you flip the reg. to 100%

positive flow and take a couple of hits and hangover is gone.........but only lasts for 1-2 hrs.

 
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