Option 1
puke, try and find pants/wallet, figure out where i am, walk over to the nearest Mcdicks or bike depending where i am, get greased and drink a shitload of water, powerade if its around, go back to buddies house and chill watching retarded tv until i feel human,
Option 2
puke, try and find pants/wallet, figure out where i am, bitch and moan on the way to the hill, ski or bike, possibly puke off chairlift,
Option 3
Get up, go to work with 3 hours sleep or less, pretend to be normal in front of boss, once morning meeting is done hit up the oxygen and possibly an IV (best thing ever!!!)