Halp, I gotts to name mah rats.

[doritos]

Hey, I just got two rats and I'm looking to name them... this one isn't mine but they basically look like this:

Anything badass and/or sarcastic and amusing will work, for example my two mice that I've been breeding to feed my girlfriend's snake are named Wonderboy and Fat Vag. Thanks much!

 

[HermioneGranger]

Giovanni and Cleveland...

 

[eldridge]

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater and The Octagon

 

[BITS]

bdog and edollo??????

 

[H8CH]

Jeff and Doug

 

[.AR6rider.]

Bruce Willis and Jason Statham.

 

[broto]

rattata & raticate?

 

[Proze]

pinky and brain obviously

 

[eheath]

Why the fuck did you get rats?

 

[3-6-steeze]

ekans and arbok would own them

 

[Milksteak]

Turbo

 

[eldridge]

why the fuck do you care?
and rats are the tits

 

[Trojan~Man]

your/mom

 

[skithesprings]

pinky and the brain, duhhhhh.
or cletus and tyrone,

 

[hoodratz47]

blood and savage

 

[Milksteak]

......I think it's pretty safe to say that two rats are not the average pets, so it's a fairly legitimate question.

 

[HermioneGranger]

Thing 1 and Thing 2

 

[eldridge]

god forbid someone step outside the realm of average

 

[O.G.Surachai]

D'Brickashaw

 

[O.G.Surachai]

name them both that

 

[General_Ripper]

Franky four fingers
and
Jizer

 

[eldridge]

someone finally recognizes the awesomeness of D'Brickashaw Ferguson!

 

[BDWYE]

Tom and Wallisch

 

[doritos]

Rats are badass pets. They can be trained to come to their name, you can leave the top open and let them roam around the house even when you're not there, their wicked smart and have a ton of personality. Likin' the suggestions, keep em coming,

 

[EC-Skier]

penis and vagina

Snake Bait and his friend

 

[Nurgle]

Suganips and Mr.Brosephstalin

 

[Jonny.Ski]

If there's a fat one call it eheath

Jksss, something to do with gnar

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

I'd call them lunch and dinner.....and then I'd feed them to my snake.

 

[littlefirsty]

buzzkilington

 

[fragglemuffin]

Rupert and Wallace

 

[SkiThe603]

Black and Yellow

 

[Steezy.Taught.Me]

olga the russian dwarf, and Geoffrey

 

[katie.]

Han Solo and Leia.

that or Darth and Vader

 

[yeahno]

Shia LeBouff

David Spade

 

[PeteyWykes]

this

 

[SlimDunkin.]

Wow

 

[JamesR]

Henry and Justin