Halloween

full ski apparel on and walk into work like Lloyd in Dumb and Dumber when he walks into the lodge with his skis on

I did absolutely nothing and it was everything I thought it could be.
 
A bunch of us are going as the entire cast of the rocky horror picture show. I'm going to be Magenta, the sexy maid with the big hair. Last year I was Nancy, as of Sid and Nancy. My friend went as Sid. No one knew who we were though so when we went trick or treating I ended up being a spice girl... I was..... dammit I don't know I was the african american one. The year before a bunch of us did 80's, I was SOOOOOOOOOOOOO authentic. I looked AWESOME.

-Lauren
 
im going to smoke weed and shoot kids with my airsoft gun, hows that for a costume.

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smoke bud, it gets you high.

COC session E

'crowns are badass' - Itsbackfliptime.
 
we pulled a mad airsoft misson today, we kidnaped our buddies homer simpson cardboard cutout one night, and a couple nights ago our kevin garnet cutout got stolen, so today we busted in during sunday football and held the guns to them till we figured out they really didn't have him. turns out some girls that stayed over took kevin. we got her good, more info on that later. Another good holloween costume would be my uncle jimbob, just get in overalls and tape an inflatable sheep to your crotch, yes they make them, go to your local porn shop. don't ask me how i know.

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sarah... I want to come too... come on.. can't we share her on the date? im cute?

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
 
im a pregnant nun. i'll be the one partying like a r0ck star tho

Remember 'I' before 'E', except in Budweiser.

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

 
oh dave. i want you to come to. im fond of you. i invite you. im sure sarah wont mind. shes a nice girl.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
I don't mind, Dave, but keep your hands off of her for ONE night. You can bring one of your slug friends. They told me you were good with your tongue

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
 
stacey is the one that loves the slugs.... he he... she stops to look at every one she sees. she loves them. yep she likes some weird stuff....

the other day we were driving along, and there was a vulture eating the rotting carcase of a dead ground hog, and it flew over to a fence, and stacey is like - 'whats that bird? its the pretiest bird I have ever seen....'

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
 
it was a pretty bird dave. it was big and scary looking. i loved it. and the slugs were just so giant and cute i could not help it. if only they are something other than poo...they would have been wonderful pets.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
Haha, uh wow.

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Hahaha Stace.... You're so funny. Well, then you can bring one of STACEY's slug friends, then. Just be gentle

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
 
i'm FINALLY FINALLY (finally) done with my six month internship on halloween and i am going to start out the night as a guy who wants to get drunk and that's probably all i'm going to remember

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
i guess i can be gentle for one night sarah. i guess.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
i can't wait till halloween...4 of my friends and i are getting together and goin skinny dipping in the lake by one of our houses..it's gonna rock and we're gonna freeze

and we might all dress up like bunnies before

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fuck.
 
Buhahaha i know where you live, and the lake is fucking cold.

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