halloween costumes??

I'm Anna Nicole Smith. Got a blond wig, black gown, and a garter. I'm gonna be so hideously awesome.

I don't know karate, but I know Ka-razy
 
I was getting stuff together to dress up as a competitor on MXC, complete with useless red helmet... But I have to work, it sucks...

'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire
 
i'm going as tinkerbell with a coke addiction (inside joke with a friend of mine). one of the best costumes this year will be my friend who's going as a leprauchaun. he can always be counted on to get really drunk at any party, plus he's from ireland, so he's even got the accent, should be a great party this year.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
a rabbi

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better to wrap yourself in the constitution and burn the flag, than wrap yourself in the flag and burn the constitution

witness/activist in the great spamming of 2004
 
a big condom

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EUROPE KICKS ASS

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Useless Fact of the Moment:

'The starfish is one of the only animals who can turn it's stomach inside-out. '

^hahaha ONE of the ONLY ahahaha lmao
 
im being an emo kid.

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed

-hoodratz47
 
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