Halloween Costume help. How the fuck am supposed to match this....

[sniche]

My girl sends me this picture and says she's doing this for for Halloween and I need to think of something to go with this. Like wat the fack? Any idea's on what to do...

 

[kamron_708]

Dress up like a 14 year old because you're obviously 12.

 

[Rafiki]

tell your girl that colgate is a quality choice in toothpaste.

 

[Olimar]

go as a poacher and proceed to rape her.

 

[theBearJew]

tell her to rotate the photo. And go as an impala.

 

[Wallisch_pl]

says the person with the username TAMPON...

 

[RICK_ROSS]

terrible excuse for a thread

 

[mowglii]

thanks for the pic

 

[sniche]

brilliant. I'll go as safari hunter

 

[Parrish]

 

[Wallisch_pl]

wait, is that paint or what? why the fuck would she take the time to do that just to take it off for another 3 weeks

 

[*simba*]

No. Go as an antelope or some shit because you're obviously her bitch.

 

[kamron_708]

Quoted by one of the 10,000 unoriginal fucks with the word steeze in it. On this website. Tell me, how much "steeze" do you actually possess?

 

[Wallisch_pl]

i'm sorry that took me a minute, and I don't know, i think it's like 5,000,000,000 steezes, pretty good, and i wasn't talking about unoriginal but acting like a tool

 

[FLBP]

She looks like Cheetara. Go as Lionel.

 

[Parrish]

both of you need to shut the fuck up

 

[theBearJew]

says the guy whos got a first name for his name.

 

[reverendwrong]

andrew stop feeding the trolls,

so much anger in this thread. Y'all need to go masturbate or something, get rid of some of that anger

 

[Amadeus.]

yup thread to claim OP has a gf.

 

[NinetyFour]

View a badass thread on NewSchoolers:

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/711697/

See a NewSchoolers memeber in need.

Put two and two together and deliver:

 

[Parrish]

 

[cbj]

That was quite possibly one of the most badass things I've ever seen an animal do.

 

[Willgum]

Well my night is booked. Time to fap

 

[Davy.Crockett]

seriously. subtle claim

 

[Lucas]

Lol what no

 

[CheddarJack]

with the male cougar costume, of course!

 

[cbj]

I've got a boner

 

[WPoch]

Pics or GTFO

 

[SARTRON]

Go as a tree then she can climb on you.

 

[Wallisch_pl]

Shut the fuck up

 

[cbj]

That's actually a great idea!

 

[SARTRON]

GO FUCK YOURSELF

 

[Wallisch_pl]

NOW WHAT

 

[cornholio]

i had the same thought. plus you'd get to have a badass sword

 

[Mr.Bishop]

Dude go as the crocodile hunter.

 

[DripDrop]

Complete with the stingray barb